Chubby Pandas Galore

Wish me luck on my first ragebait guys 👏

Please I already have way too much unhealthy attachment to inanimate objects. You don’t need to humanize them further to me

Like this is a 5 months old, 45 notes post, and the only TADC related post on my profile and YET I m getting some crumb notes on it. How did you end up here my friends. Are you lost

Do you think there would be support groups for people who were tortured in the same domain? Would people brag about having TRUELY suffered during the apocalypse, generating collective resentment toward people who were tortured by The Lonely or The Spiral because they « didn’t have it that bad »? I just KNOW the trauma bonds would be unreal my dude and there are so much more other fucked up shit to unpack here. Like damn they may have saved humanity but they sure created an absolutely impressive amount of fun new generational trauma to go with it

(full article here btw. The title may be over-selling it a little but it still seems legit)

Anw this is my final ranking and I am not taking any criticism

So yeah, I spent the first two seasons of tma waiting for characters from another serie to get introduced because I auto-queerbaited myself in thinking there would be a canon gay ship between them in tma. Until I got suspicious, went to read the Malec wiki page again and confirmed that those people belong to the Shadow Hunters universe. At which point, I thought « well so long for my canon gay ship, this is clearly one of those series where the author is too busy killing every main character one by one to actually make a romance » and Oh Boy I have never been so happy to be proved wrong AGAIN

Incredibly fucked up to learn that the German Pandemy Town for MAG 157 is actually a very real little german municipality of ~900 inhabitants. Do you think any of them ever followed tma. Can you imagine the absolute backlash of following your favorite horror podcast, listening to the new episode, hearing that it takes place in your actual city you live in, then discovering that in the tma world, every person you know would be dead from Flesh Falling From Your Bones diseases. Do they know. Do they even know that to a non-negligeable part of the population they are Flesh Falling From Your Bones city. Did they ever get some weird tourists displaying unhealthy fascination toward the city’s parking space near the train station or taking weird photos wrapped around one of the city’s lamppost. Do they know

love how every jon fan ever is like « he is a pathetic wet rat and a bitch and I love him » while every Gertrude stan is like « 👏 GO MY WAR CRIME QUEEN 👏 YOU VE DONE EVERY WRONG 👏 ILYSM »

(I would draw her with it but unfortunately I cannot because of a grave case of skill issues 😔)

We stan for a morally gray queen 👏 Gertrude Robinson nobody will ever make me hate you