CLING TENACIOUSLY TO MY BUTTOCKS

touch me in my internet hole

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

mwaaaah ! In these trying times.

I love you disabled girls. I love you scared girls. I love you dysfunctional girls. I love you sad girls. I love you hurt girls. I love you trans girls. I love you racialised girls. I love you lonely girls. I hope you find people who love you and care for you like you deserve. I hope you find people who will hold you and let you hold them. I love you.

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

I should be able to read books in one second because I need to know everything

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

i‘ve been called weird, but never unfunny, let that sink in.

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

i have the ancient sarcophagus and the cuckoo clock. what the fuck else do i need man