Ummmmm

I bet it feels good as fuck to transform into a grotesque beast and roar really loud.

Luckily recent economic developments have had no effect on my large stash of blue coins and red coins and green coins and yellow coins and wood coins and lead coins and wet clay coins and dry clay coins and stone coins and steel coins and coal coins aaand cloth coins and straw coins and glass coins and umm water coins and ice coins

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

Can’t get this on any other social media

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!