[dolphin noises]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

may i make a suggestion

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

mutuals let's sit at the end of the dock and splash our feet in the water while we watch the sunset

alvin the chipmunk sold me a fake juul pod in the library parking lot when i was 14 and when i confronted him about it he pretended he couldn’t talk like a person anymore so everyone just thought i was yelling at a normal chipmunk. that little fucker is not normal. he can sing and dance and he can steal and cheat i hate him so much.

"An Orpheus who doesn't look back is an Orpheus that never went looking." I repeat over and over to myself while staring at the ceiling in the middle of the night.

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

women who aren’t even 30 yet

leonardo dicaprio type of post