really good at wizard sex

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

dude hes three….

And uncultured. Get a new child

oil and water actually do mix when i try it because im the one true Alpha

wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

Statistically speaking I have more or less never seen a movie in my life

Flubber?

I've never seen flubber.

Asshole