your existence is beautiful

do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”

this is like asking a medieval christian monk if he remembers the ten commandments like if not what have I been wasting my years learning

tumbblr should add a function where during your birthday every single instance of your pfp should have a party hat on top of it

not knowing much about mlp except there being a human and a pony world that they can go between makes this gif really funny cuz it implies that the pinky pies just swap sometimes and nobody ever notices.

That's exactly what is being depicted here

Love the implication that there’s no way of knowing if your classmate Pinkie Pie is indeed your classmate Pinkie Pie or her alternate universe self who is 1) a horse 2) in her twenties 3) fucking Weird Al Yankovic

It seems like my commentary has confused some people. Pinkie Pie isn’t the horse Weird Al Yankovic. She is horse Weird Al Yankovic’s girlfriend and later wife and he canonically gets her pregnant.

Out of all emotions I did not expect to feel envy

Correction: While Horse Pinkie Pie and Horse Weird Al are confirmed married with a child, this is after a time skip with no mention of Pinkie's pregnancy. Ergo, it is still entirely within the canon that Pinkie Pie got Weird Al pregnant.

Show daddy that nice picture again

i think its fun and good that people pick an internet name for themselves these days but i kinda miss when u had some fuckass username and ppl just extrapolated from that i used to be on a star wars forum where my handle was ProfessorMug and ppl just called me prof. u know like there was a guy w vader in his handle so he was just vader

Smug face of a free man