your existence is beautiful

[smug grin, putting my paws on my hips] Ok AskJeeves. If you claim to know so much then tell me this. Whats wrong with me,

i didnt notice until literally just now that i wrote paws instead of hands it was entirely instinct thats so embarassing oh my god

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

hey, don't be sad. a hairy dad is bouncing and moaning on it somewhere.

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

red mackerel GAMER with moderate white PWNING

not to be like that but misgendering is still misgendering even if you think you know someone’s gender better than they do. because that’s the basis of literally all misgendering you don’t get a special pass because you’re Transing Them