Ever eat a whole egg?

beautiful bisexual people we must keep going

Fucked up that I'm not making out right now

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

thanks for not unfollowing me during my depressive episode u a real one

I can no longer feel the infinite sadness

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

girl use your parry !