Chapters: 15/35
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Kinktober 2025, Top Crowley/Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens), Dom Crowley (Good Omens), Sub Aziraphale (Good Omens), Orgasm Control, Orgasm Edging, Masturbation, Sex Toys, Nipple Clamps, Hypnotism, Wax Play, Drunk Sex, Cock Cages, Exhibitionism, Punishment, Kneeling, Dildos, Butt Plugs, Possessive Sex, Sex Pollen, Fire play, Service Top Crowley (Good Omens), Sensory Deprivation, Mirror Sex, Monsterfucker Aziraphale (Good Omens), Praise Kink, Consensual Non-Consent, Double Penetration, Lingerie, Hair-pulling, Multiple Orgasms, Body Worship, Uniform Kink, Wall Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Oral Sex, Frottage, Masochism, Pining While Fucking, Mutual Pining, Restraints, Post-Good Omens (TV) Season 1, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not Good Omens Seasons 2 and 3 Compliant
Summary:
After the failed Armageddon, Aziraphale finds out that Heaven has been damning souls to Hell for the supposed sin of having kinky sex. He is certain that kinky sex in itself is not a sin, and enlists Crowley to help him prove it. Never mind that Aziraphale has never had sex before. Never mind that he and Crowley are just friends. He's sure everything will work out just fine.
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Listen, we all laugh at how much mileage Aziraphale is gonna get out of his kinky ‘captive princess’ fantasies once he and Crowley get it together, and we are completely right and correct to do so. But we’ve all been sleeping on the other half of that equation. Because Aziraphale’s the one who’s been setting up these, “Oh no, I am dramatically imperiled (and/or mildly inconvenienced); where oh where is the dashing and devilishly handsome knight who will save me?” scenarios for centuries - but Crowley’s the one who’s been turning up unfailingly, again and again and again.
Because Crowley? Crowley wants to be the hero. Crowley wants to be James Bond. He wants it so badly it hurts, bullet-hole windscreen transfers and all. Crowley’s deep, dark fantasy is that he can be good - but also a little bit bad. The rogue agent, the wild card, the one who doesn’t follow the rules, and doesn’t much truck with listening to his superiors. Crowley’s deep, dark fantasy is one in which he gets it right; in which he does the right thing at the right time, and has the right witty comeback in the right situation, and instead of being punished, he saves the day and wins the heart of the genderless celestial being of his choice. Crowley’s deep, dark fantasy is one in which he is never not in control of his situation; one in which he bounces back easily and stylishly from all manner of fights and challenges and adversity; where he faces nothing he cannot overcome with the right combination of wit, ballsiness, and a little Hollywood luck. Crowley’s deep, dark fantasy, the one he can never, ever admit out loud, is one where the world is simple and uncomplicated in the way nothing in real life is simple and uncomplicated; a world in which the good end happily, the bad unhappily, the baddies are dispatched in PG-13 fashion, and none of it needs to be questioned or second-guessed at all.
Crowley’s deep, dark fantasy is one in which there is nothing so dastardly, nothing so terrible or fearsome, that it cannot be solved by a guy in a flash suit arriving in the nick of time with a fancy car, and a complicated watch, and a pen that can write underwater.
(And yes, yes, Crowley’s deep dark fantasy is also one in which he is alternately being saved or smote six ways from Sunday by Aziraphale, as Aziraphale’s is also one in which he alternately gives Crowley a good seeing-to or gets to protect him and take care of him the way Crowley has always done for him. Obviously.
But that’s all right.
They contain multitudes, and they have a tally sheet.
Wouldn’t do to let the Adversary gain too much of an upper hand, after all.)
Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” that was written in 1950 is set on the day of August 4th, 2026 (tomorrow)!! Now’s your chance to read it around the time it’s based in!
Audio: A recording of Leonard Nimoy reading it on Internet Archive.
I used to set this one for second year undergraduate creative writing seminars on writing science fiction on a double bill with Octavia E. Butler's "Bloodchild" and no-one here gets out alive.
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Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Kinktober 2025, Top Crowley/Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens), Dom Crowley (Good Omens), Sub Aziraphale (Good Omens), Orgasm Control, Orgasm Edging, Masturbation, Sex Toys, Nipple Clamps, Hypnotism, Wax Play, Drunk Sex, Cock Cages, Exhibitionism, Punishment, Kneeling, Dildos, Butt Plugs, Possessive Sex, Sex Pollen, Fire play, Service Top Crowley (Good Omens), Sensory Deprivation, Mirror Sex, Monsterfucker Aziraphale (Good Omens), Praise Kink, Consensual Non-Consent, Double Penetration, Lingerie, Hair-pulling, Multiple Orgasms, Body Worship, Uniform Kink, Wall Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Oral Sex, Frottage, Masochism, Pining While Fucking, Mutual Pining, Restraints, Post-Good Omens (TV) Season 1, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not Good Omens Seasons 2 and 3 Compliant
Summary:
After the failed Armageddon, Aziraphale finds out that Heaven has been damning souls to Hell for the supposed sin of having kinky sex. He is certain that kinky sex in itself is not a sin, and enlists Crowley to help him prove it. Never mind that Aziraphale has never had sex before. Never mind that he and Crowley are just friends. He's sure everything will work out just fine.
I love this concept. Like Aziraphale, being assigned to the human development team, never sees a plant, or any other living thing, until he's assigned to Eden. And he's utterly taken with the smell and feel and sheer variety of flowers.
Also, somehow from the angle, it feels like we are peeking up at Aziraphale from the bushes, and absolutely awestruck by his tenderness and beauty.
It makes me feel like I am seeing him from Crowley's POV, as if Crowley was in snake form. Like it's voyeuristic, only not in a sexual way, but definitely in a smited, smote, smitten kind of way. Especially with the moon and stars in the background, it's very much giving everything in the universe Crowley finds beautiful.
Some fanart of @fishey-me 's fic "Ask Nicely" from Chapter 13. This is my favorite fic, I highly recommend a read! It's explicit, so please only read if you're 18+
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On the matter of tags: an earnest attempt to communicate
As a random member of the Good Omens fandom community, I’d just like to toss my hat into the ring and attempt to clear up some misunderstandings. I also want to encourage some honest, good-faith dialogue in a severely fractured fandom.
This is not an attempt to convince anyone to interpret the finale a specific way. This is a practical conversation about how we discuss the finale in fan spaces.
For the purposes of this discussion, I will be focusing on tags as they are used on social media platforms like Tumblr, Twitter, Bluesky, and Instagram. AO3 tagging is considerable more complex and warrants a whole convo in its own right, so I won't focus on that here.
THIS POST INCLUDES DISCUSSION OF SUICIDE.
So, tags. Tags have become a thorny issue in the Good Omens fandom. I suspect this issue is so pertinent now, two months after the finale aired, because most of us have dropped “GO3 spoilers” tags, which people would have been filtering out if they did not wish to see anything from the finale. The finale is no longer a fresh commodity, so we are all trying to determine for ourselves what the next phase of our engagement with fandom will look like.
In fandom spaces, tags are a courtesy. No one can force anyone to use tags, of course. But tagging is a long-running standard of fandom etiquette across multiple online platforms. Tags are tools that help us find or filter out specific content. But what happens when we disagree on what tags should even be used in the first place? When tags themselves are a battleground?
I have seen assumptions that finale dislikers are demanding that all content with Asa Fell and Professor Anthony Crowley be tagged with “suicide.” It's possible that I’ve missed some significant conversations, but as someone on the disliker side, I have not seen anyone demand that Asanthony shippers use a "suicide" tag on all their posts featuring Asanthony. If anyone has asked that, I agree that it would be unreasonable! But I strongly suspect this perception comes from a game of fandom telephone in which different conversations are being conflated.
What IS being asked:
All content featuring Asa and Anthony should be tagged with their names or their ship name, Asanthony.
The "ineffable husbands" ship name should not be used for Asanthony.
Content warnings are strongly encouraged when sharing visuals of the scene where God grants Crowley and Aziraphale’s request to be removed from existence, specifically the moments as they disintegrate, as this decision is interpreted by many fans as a suicide.
Let’s address that first point now.
Tagging Asanthony as "Asanthony" makes sense. I think most people are already doing this. If you’re not doing this, well… I strongly advise you to reconsider. Tags aren’t just for those filtering out content, but for those seeking it. Someone who doesn’t want to see Asanthony can use this tool to avoid them, and someone who is specifically seeking out Asanthony content can use the tag to find them and share some appreciation.
Where we have some disagreement is the second point listed above: whether Asanthony deserve to be tagged with the general “ineffable husbands” ship name as well. I don’t think we’re ever going to agree on this one. Some people do see them as the same ship, and others do not. Personally I’m someone who does not see Asanthony as "ineffable," but I am okay to concede on someone using the general ship tag for them, as it really does boil down to one's own interpretation. In my view, so long as "Asanthony" is also used, tag them as you see fit.
Now for the third point. This is where I'll be talking about suicide.
Suicide is obviously an incredibly sensitive and distressing subject, one that is highly likely to carry a personal resonance for many fans on all sides of the GO3 debate. I understand why people are upset to have to bring this subject up in their tags when they do not see the final scene that way.
But if you do find it upsetting to even consider using that tag... that means you agree that this topic is distressing, yes? The ineffables' decision was genuinely genuinely distressing for people who interpreted their choice as a suicide. I am pleading with you to understand this: there are members of our community who struggle with suicide ideation, and that scene genuinely triggered some of these people.
You don’t like to see this tag imposed. Well, others don’t like to suddenly come across visuals that in their view shows a suicide. Not seeing Crowley and Aziraphale's decision as a suicide is just as much an interpretation as seeing it as a suicide is.
We will never agree on our interpretations of Crowley and Aziraphale's final request to God and how it played out. The fact remains that the scene where they make this choice and it is granted is triggering to a significant portion of the fandom. This is not a niche opinion.
We won't be able to reconcile our views on this. But we do have to share fandom spaces together. Blocking others who have a different approach to discussing this scene is always an option. But maybe we can also attempt to reach a middle ground in the form of a tag.
I have chatted with others about this, and an idea I have seen discussed is for the fandom to come up with a neutral term for the scene where God grants Crowley and Aziraphale's request, akin to how we settled on “the Final Fifteen” for the last fifteen minutes of season 2. This term should not favour one interpretation over another.
Some suggestions:
The Final Half Hour (or… the Final Twenty? How long is this scene? Anyone clocked it?)
The Decision
We’ve Come to a Decision (WCTOAD? Well, I do like toads)
Please chime in if you have other suggestions!
Like I said at the top, no one can force anyone to use tags. This is ultimately down to one's own discretion.
But I think it's fair to say that our fandom is currently in crisis. The community has fractured — or perhaps it is simply going through some very nasty growing pains. Maybe we can grow with it.
We will never be in a place where we all agree on GO3’s choices. Right now, we are all figuring out how we want to navigate this story and fandom we have all come to love. However we feel about the finale, we are all trying to find new ways forward.
We can argue about who’s right. We can block as we see fit. We can tag or not tag according to our own interpretation to make a point.
We can also decide to make productive choices that will help us all navigate our fandom spaces moving forward. Above all else, we can choose to be kind.
If you've read this far, thank you for hearing me out.
As someone who was triggered I’m begging you please, use tags. When I say triggered I don’t mean it made me sad or uncomfortable I mean it caused panic attacks, dissociation or a mental health crisis that required immediate support from my therapist.
I’ve had to leave bluesky entirely because the point blank refusal to use tags over there made using that platform unsafe for me. And I know I’m not the only one. Think about that for a minute. Some of you made what was a safe fandom space unsafe and unusable for part of your community.
I get it, some of you are sensitive about your head canons being criticised but your personal interpretation is not more important than someone else’s safety.
I keep seeing wildly ableist posts saying things like”You’re too mentally ill to be in fandom space” or that “You’re the problem so I should leave,” and you know what, no. I have been using online fandom spaces since Doctor Who rebooted in 2005 and I’ve been on Tumblr since 2007 and this has never been a problem. Why? Because people cared about supporting vulnerable people in their community. This community used to care about supporting vulnerable people.
Tagging your work appropriately is the best thing for both sides of the fandom. I like "The Decision" or #thedecision as a tag for both Tumblr and AO3 as it is value neutral, takes no sides, and is still clear enough for anyone to find or avoid. If it helps to prevent people from being triggered as well, then so much the better! We should all want to support our fellow fans in enjoying the fandom in a way that is safe and accessible to them.
I must reiterate the OP's point that tags are there to help people find as well as avoid content. If you are a passionate Asa/Anthony fan, you want to reach others who enjoy that version of the boys and share it accordingly, so please, please tag them so that more people who like them can see your work! If it also has the knock-on effect of allowing folks who don't like Asa and Anthony to avoid your work, that is fine. Good even! It keeps everyone's feathers from ruffling.
Again, it is not a value judgement. Tagging Asa/Anthony is not saying they are less-than Aziraphale/Crowley or that they are 'other' than Aziraphale/Crowley any more than a superhero fandom tagging Peter Parker/Wade Wilson or Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne is saying these characters are less-than or 'other' than Spiderman/Deadpool or Superman/Batman. It just sets audience expectations, and that is a good thing!
Please be considerate of all fans, whether they enjoyed the fandom or not. Tagging your work appropriately is kind, it is considerate, and it takes basically no effort.
Thanks to @brenna , @adverbian , and @goannasun for the tags! 💜
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Inviting all writers, artists, and betas to join the Monsters and Myths Good Omens Collab!
Join us for a creative celebration through the lens of mythology, folklore, and legendary creatures. Whether you want to explore ancient folklore, cryptid chaos, or gothic horror, this is your canvas to rewrite the myths with your favorite Good Omens characters. Let's make something beautifully monstrous together!
⛔Restrictions: Please note that the The Art of Yelling host server is an 18+ community. Participants must be 18 or older to join the collab. All ratings (G/T, M/E) are welcome.
✍️ Writers: Bring your best folklore and creature ideas.
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📅 IMPORTANT DATES
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August 29.... Beta and artist pairings announced
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Kinktober is a kinky October prompt challenge that’s been running in one form or another since 2016. There are three prompts for each day in October, and the challenge is to use one (or more!) of the prompts to create something for that day. If you don’t want to use any of the three daily prompts, you can swap them out for the bonus prompts at the bottom of the prompt list.
If you have any questions, check our FAQs. Unfortunately, due to personal commitments, we won't be opening our askbox for questions this year. We've made it as rules-light as possible, though, so if your question is "Can I do this?", the answer is almost certainly yes!
the more i watch star trek tos, the more it becomes abundantly clear that the reason why modern trek doesnt get kirk at all is because they dont utilise mccoy nearly as much anymore
in modern trek, they always present the idea of logic vs emotion, with spock being logic and kirk being emotion, but thats not how tos has it. in tos, the logic vs emption debate is spock vs mccoy. kirk is supposed to be the mediator between the two, sometimes siding with one side over the other, sometimes finding a middle ground between the two. thats why hes the captain, hes able to see all angles and pick the best course
when you make kirk the emotional one, it completely breaks the format, because 9 time out of 10, it means kirk has to be correct. theres no more balance
mccoy is just as important to tos as spock is, and while i do understand why spock is as popular as he is, without mccoy, the show doesnt work. you need them both. kirk spock and mccoy are the three leads of the show, and removing one requires you to change the others, which is whats happened to kirk
I can forgive SNW!Kirk somewhat b/c he’s not Captain yet. But “Into Darkness” really suffers from Kirk still being a kid.
TOS!Kirk had his emotions externalised and his emotional turmoil voiced by McCoy. He could stay cool and logical in absence of Spock when McCoy balanced him, he was softer and more emotive when McCoy wasn’t around, and yet McCoy could also be the logical one.
McCoy is often circumstantial, context-driven in what he expresses. We can argue that he’s not always right, but he’s the one who cares and the one who balances the scales and the one who says what Kirk maybe wants to say but has learned he can’t always focus on.
In “Immunity Syndrome” when Spock appeals to Kirk that they should abandon him it’s McCoy who tells him “Shut up, we’re rescuing you!”. Kirk smiles because he thought it, and it’s what he wants and they’ll make it work, but he can’t say it.
Kirk is at his worst when he’s acting or portrayed as the emotional and/or the one who always knows how to handle a situation.
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