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demonpoppyseed

I can't stop thinking about this picture. The things I want to do to her

demonpoppyseed

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emkini

Every once in awhile after a period of extreme emotional distress I remember I have depression and go

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florientius

after their coming out, #myilya is living his best and simultaneously worst life. everyone is congratulating him, telling him that pulling hollander is a masterclass in finesse. everyone is a 100% understanding and standing behind him in his "decision". the progressive kind of players all say the same thing: everyone is a bit gay for hollander. or better yet: if i could, i would. hes not wrong for locking hollander down.

and ilya is first and foremost happy that everyone loves shane. and secondly, he is jelous that everyone loves shane. he wants to fight them all. he would fight god for him. apparently everyone finds his man hot. oh yay... oh nay.

it even becomes a meme! wags start it by doing a fuck marry kill thingy on tiktok or ig, and at first its the boston wags with "marry ilya 🥰, FUCK HOLLANDER (for taking him from us) 🤬, kill hunter 🥰" but then it escalates to "marry connors 😍, FUCK HOLLANDER (shouting with full chest) 🥵, kill pike 😇"

and after a bunch of wags did this, the players themselves have to do it for their teams social media team. and they are all "i guess fuck hollander... holy shit he has the goods (ass) 🥵" or "yeah, fuck hollander! its unfair that rozanov has took him off the market literally the second he hit it. 🥴 everybody wants a piece of that"

meanwhile #myshane gets messages like "HIM!?" "serously, hIMM?!" "what am i missing?" "give me a chance, i can be so much better than rozanov" "what do you see in him?"

and shane is FUMING. his baby is the most kindest, sweetest and cutest man ever, and he is always so attentive and just genuinely a good person. and ilya is fucking hot. shane has to clench his teeth so hard every times this comes up, and ilya had to confiscate shanes phone when he wanted to post "why are all these clowns messaging me, when i have my prince charming? please get help or delete my number" or some shit like that. he is seconds away from a joker type of crash out.

#heated rivalry

baadshahh

im always asking why people care so much more ab dean than sam but the answer is obvious lmao its because the entire show revolves around deans Noble White American Masculinity. he is burdened with the Glorious Purpose of killing the filthy savages whose blood in unclean in order to protect white suburbia. look at how sad he is as he kills and tortures! look at his pain and sacrifice! dean seems to stomp his influence all over the narrative: his entire life is hunting so the whole show is about hunting, his favorite music is classic rock so that's the shows soundtrack, he loves pop culture so every other line is another obnoxious american pop culture reference. dean loves cars so we get gratuitous appreciative shots of the american engineering miracle of the impala, thrumming down the road.

its hard to tell which way around the influence is - in the beginning dean is like that because eric kripke's on-the-road inspired fantasies demand that the masculine foil to sam is Like That. but as the show extends for 15 seasons in a constant dialogue with itself somewhere along the line deans masculinity takes on a life of its own - every other character is held in comparison to dean and every single time they cannot measure up. dean is able to, through guns or violence or the sheer weight of his manliness, subjugate them either sexually (if the character is a woman), by murdering them, or arranging them into part of his Family with himself at the head (sam, cas, kevin, charlie, jack, mary, etc). as the show begins to leave its era of the early 2000s it holds even tighter to the idea of dean.

sam is simultaneously the Innocent Family dean must protect, the person that dean enforces his authority on to reinforce his masculinity, and ALSO hes the gross disgusting other (weak or "feminine", literally has a transmittable sickness in his blood, sexual assault victim, drug addict, schizophrenic & "insane/hysterical") that needs to be brought back in line. what does sam want? what does sam like? these things are often either the subject of a throwaway joke or not considered at all EXCEPT when it threatens deans identity and thus the structure of the show. its like iwtv 1.02 where louis is struggling to kill humans and lestat is yelling at him about it but if it went on for 327 episodes instead. but whatever i don't care.

#THERE IT IS #spn #meta

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prailock

Shane for sure was once gifted a shirt that said "I love my slut husband" and claimed he only wore it ironically but it was actually because it was like catnip for his slut husband to see the words "love" and "husband" on a shirt Shane was wearing.

vampyyrikosmos

just my take on the matter. click post.

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comingatthecottage

Hypothesis: the difference in their playing styles is because Ilya loves to win while Shane hates to lose

Is this anything

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gurlsrool

honestly we don’t talk enough about how Ilya and J.J. are star crossed besties. if they were drafted to the same team, they’d have a ten minute long secret handshake. they’d own the local club scene. they’d share one wardrobe of atrocious, flashy shirts. they’d have an obnoxious amount of inside jokes. they’d laugh about Shane Hollander being boring and it wouldn’t take long for J.J. to notice the glint in his best bro’s eyes. what could have beeeen!!

#YES THANK YOU #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #jj boiziau

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parted from me, and never parted

lookatthe-stars13

four horsemen of game changers tumblr:

luca, wyatt, harris, and ilya

all that’s left is to make them interact…

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shayden must die, hollanov shall reign supreme

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#tell them lulu #hollanov art

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dimir-charmer

One of the things I haven't seen discussed about heated rivalry is how Montreal, 3ven in the early 2010s, is well known as one of the safest and gay friendliest cities on the planet.

Thriving gay club scene and gay village and queer community who absolutely would have had a place for a kid who couldnt come 1out artwork but was looking for somewhere to be semi anonymously queer with friends.

Except. If that 18 year old was the number 2 draft pick, rookie of the year, shining star centre of the Montreal hockey team, which would have absolutely ensured he was recognized the instant he set foot in any gay bar of the city.

Shane Hollander has spent his 20s living on the doorstep of one of the gay Meccas of the world and he cant even press his nose against the glass in the front windows.

the-breath-in-air

Same with Scott in NYC.

dimir-charmer

While NYC is absolutely one of the gay friendly cities in the world, (I dont think its an accident that Scott plays for new York and one of the only other named teams in the league is San Fransisco, part of all of this is the boys lookimg out at the life they could have but absolutely dont) part of what i was driving at is that Montreal is a Hockey City in a way that New York just is not.

New York has two hockey teams, two baseball teams, two football teams, a basketball team, and thats just men's pro sports. If you are a sports fan in New York, you might not even follow hockey.

Montreal doesnt even have a baseball team anymore. They are a Hockey Town. And their hockey team, as shane puts it, is the most legendary franchise in all of sports. Better than the fucking Yankees.

Montreals hockey team means something to the city in a way that New York's just doesnt.

Scott Hunter has a better chance of being anonymous in public in New York than Shane does in Montreal.

twilitdragoneye

I need Heated Rivalry fans to understand just how much hockey players are really only celebrities in Canada. A HUGE part of what players talk about when discussing franchises is how there is the extra pressure on a player for a Canadian team because they are known in a way that they simply aren't in the states. Like Jack Hughes (center for the New Jersey Devils) is a huge face for the NHL, he's one of the faces of his franchise, he (and his brothers) are major success stories of the US national development program, first overall draft pick, represented the US internationally multiple times, you get the idea. He was photographed by paparazzi having dinner with Tate McRae semi recently and the caption of the photo was Man in hand cast seen having dinner with Tate McRae!

There's the pressure of being a player from an Original Six team (Boston, Chicago, Detroit, Montréal, New York, and Toronto) and then there's being a Canadian original six, and above that there's being the Canadian O6 that only has hockey (and CFL but that's a different conversation)

raincitygirl76

Yes. All this. Shane would’ve been far more anonymous in Boston. Even though Boston is also an Original Six NHL team.

Also, tags by @lizard-queen-izzy

And tags by @zeegras as well. Even if Shane hates nightclubs and bars, there are things he could’ve done in Montreal to make new queer friends. And also to potentially meet hookups or even start dating in the local queer scene. If he weren’t an extremely famous local celebrity.

He could’ve joined a queer hiking club or a queer running group, or a queer hockey fans club who go to Montreal games together. He could’ve joined a damn queer book club even. They have all these things here in Vancouver, and I’m quite sure they have them in Montreal too.

Some of those clubs would’ve skewed quite a lot older than his generation, but the more outdoorsy clubs would’ve definitely had people his own age. And the middle aged queers could’ve introduced him to their younger friends. Knowing he was new in the city, and isolated because he couldn’t be out at work.

But because Shane was the #2 draft pick, all those possibilities for finding a community were denied to him. Because he wasn’t just some young guy who couldn’t be out at his conservative job. He was a young guy who was instantly recognizable all over Montreal and its suburbs.

elizabethtenderlyatomic

NHLers have said they like playing for the Rangers because New Yorkers don't give a fuck if they see them on the subway or whatever. Scott freaks out in the art gallery, but he does go there, and also suggests the Mexican food date. There's a solid chance he wouldn't have been recognized. Shane in Montreal would have pretty much no chance.

#heated rivalry #meta

release-the-sheep

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

hudconvent

ilya is definitely going to a salon and not a barber shop. theyd massacre those curls

hudconvent

mm thinking… he goes out of his way to to to a salon way on the other side of town that many older eastern european ladies frequent so he can shoot the shit in russian with the hairdresser. and all the ladies there love him and dote on him soo much and treat him like a son. and he gets invited to his hairdresser’s daughter’s big russian wedding and bring shane as his date and then he gets to feel at least a little bit of how it might have been for them if everything was different…

#AHHHH #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov

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jaynejezebelle

8/8 teams complete!

I humbly request no more future teams be allowed to use the color blue (you’re on thin ice San Jose).

whatthebodygraspsnot

since moving to the states, ilya doesn’t really fuck with 4th of july proper but he DOES fuck heavy with drinking three hundred beers with a bunch of other hot people. my man is out there with his bff marly no shirt no sunscreen, biggest pair of sunglasses he owns, downing as many hot dogs as he physically can and then cannon balling into whatever body of water is available until he works up an appetite for more hot dogs.

when the sun goes down he’s making questionable decisions with fireworks where not even god knows how he’s getting away with all ten fingers. don’t ask him any questions about america or patriotism he could not care less he’s drunk as fuck eating all the leftover burger toppings off a paper plate with his bare hands.

whatthebodygraspsnot

ilya rozanov voice marly put on my song about wagon wheel

(the song he actually wants is cruise by florida georgia line but he only hears these when he’s wasted so they all sound the same. to him <3)

#heated rivalry #ilya rozanov

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