i'd like to build myself a house out of plasticine

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

Oh well none of my business

@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad

This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy

are you aware that you are responsible for the funniest post on this site

im laughing because whoever filmed this obviously filmed it to see the slime mold move and then this slug comes and ruins everything

she just wanted a tasty snack dont be mean to her!!

i found the video it’s from and it’s called “Myxomycetologists nightmare…”

They gatekeeping blasphemy now too 💀

jesus fucking christ

tshirt that says "SOMETIMES I WORRY THAT THE BEST THING THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN TO ME HAS ALREADY HAPPENED WHILE I WAS LOOKING SOMEWHERE ELSE"

(They also don't GIVE that (sexual) touch to others (in terms of bringing their partner to orgasm, etc.) they just want to RECEIVE it and get off themselves)

They are literally a scam- they were invented by a fundamentalist pastor for the express purpose of guilting his wife into screwing more often.

Hey wait a second, why did cats evolve to attack invisible things?

They were domesticated in Fertile Crescent and Egypt so probably an evolutionary advantage for snakes and scorpions that are hidden in sand and are more noticed by their movement than being seen directly

and also all the ghosts and devils.

and also all the ghosts and devils.

I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.