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the chain by fleetwood mac. You agree
Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted
Wait what.
Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and thatâs valid
oh, my little old lady murder story was her replacing the medication in her abusive husband's capsules with rat poison.
"back in the day, our grandmothers worked on their marriages and didn't get divorced!" nah, friend, they COULDN'T get a divorce so sometimes they killed their fuckin husbands. ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
My grandma murdered her first husband the first time he beat their daughter.
My college was next to an assisted living facility and one time we went over there to draw peopleâs portraits so we could get practice drawing older people. The lady I was drawing idly told me that she "dealt quite handily with her first husbandâ while making a stabbing gesture. Five minutes later she requested I make sure not to draw her double chin. I honored that request.
So when I was a child my grandmother told all these great stories about growing up in the Alaskan wilderness. Amazing bad ass stories about her and my great-grandmother. I recently asked my mom why my great-grandmother moved from Texas to Alaska in the first place. Turns out my Great-grandfather was abusive to my great grandmother for years and she lived with that until the first time he hit my grandmother, who was like three at the time, my great-grandmother got him very drunk and beat him to death then moved to Alaska to hide from the cops.
Men don't realize their life expectancy went up thanks to divorce.
Figure 9.3 shows that the number of males killed by intimate partners dropped by 71.4% between 1976 and 2002. Researchers and advocates for battered women attribute this dramatic decline to the widespread availability of support services for women, including shelters, crisis counseling, hotlines, and legal measures such as protection and restraining orders. These services offer abused women options for escaping violence and abuse other than taking their partners' lives. Other factors that may have contributed to the decline are the increased ease of obtaining divorce and the generally improved economic conditions for women.
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my hearing has been aided and holy shit is this how you guys hear all the time
I can hear the birds calling to eachother!! im sat inside my house and I can still hear them!!
my cats purrs are so loud...I never knew how happy he was when I petted him đđ
bees have such nice buzzes!!!!!
rustling leaves sound nice. motorbikes do not
I can hear the river running through my village...this world has so many beautiful and amazing sounds
if you rub your hands on a leather sofa. that sounds excellent
gravel sounds fantastic btw. go kick some gravel immediately
CRUNCHY LEAVES
I still can't get over jinx purring. I never knew how happy he was or how much he loves me. he's been purring since I got home, every time I say hi to him. my husband says he's always purring like that, I just never heard it before
thank you @dwiwediblino for suggesting a clicky keyboard. I just tried it out and what a FANTASTIC sound
Have you heard the pitter patter sound of your cats toes yet? Always enjoy that sound
yes!! when we came home and I called him downstairs for some food I heard him leap off the bed I think and his excited patters down the stairs
food in frying pans really do be sizzling...
the sound of old crinkly book pages oh my GOD I have found my new favourite sound
went down to the village river and it was so nice!! the river is pretty low rn because of the lack of rain but when it rains lots I want to go back and see it go fast and hear it
also! hearing the rustle of grass as I walk through it!
and and and i threw a stone into the water and it made a very satisfying splash sound :)
Shrencks bittern is the only one polite enough to put that neck away
Sigh. Never mind.

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lawnmower meat is rich in protein and relatively low in saturated fats due to their diet consisting primarily of grasses, leaves, the occasional branch. though they have been known to be carnivorous at times when the opportunity arises. therefore it is perfectly fine to consume as a main source of protein daily, unlike some other popular fatty meats such as inkjet printer and pork
A mourning ANGERY dove.
Youâre telling me a gar* licked this bread?
*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae
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Sometimes we get sad about things and we donât like to tell other people that we are sad about them. We like to keep it a secret. Or sometimes, we are sad but we really donât know why we are sad, so we say we arenât sad but we really are.
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if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George
itâs optimus pride
Gonna analyze the JP rexâs behavior because fuck it
Okay for my first post on Tumblr I decided Iâm gonna go on an analysis of Rexyâs behavior during the first Jurassic Parkâs breakout scene because why the hell not. Donât worry Iâm a biologist in training, I know what Iâm talking about (not really).
Okay, first a dumb nitpick. The iconic scene with the water tremors is⌠Really not what would happen. The T.rex is big, but not so big to make the ground literally shake. Elephants are well known to sneak up on people with ease and theyâre just a bit smaller than a T.rex.
With that out of the way, the actual breakout scene: She rips out the wires, steps out and gives us the money shot with a cool pose and a mighty roar⌠Except not quite. She first takes a look around, THEN she lets out that iconic roar we all love. If you ask me, I think sheâs probably announcing her presence. Sheâs knowingly leaving her territory and entering an area she doesnât know, so she checks if that spot is already taken by telling any other potential Tyrannosaurs sheâs coming through.
Oh, but then the mayhem starts! Nope, she just⌠Leaves. Thereâs no immediate response, so sheâs got green light to just explore this new environment. Really, she didnât actually want anything to do with humans, at most she nudged the car out of curiosity. Everyone would have made it safe and soundâŚ
Until Lex turns the god damn light on. I guess she was trying to catch Alan and Ianâs attention? Which good job girl, you also caught the attention of a 7 ton predator. Way to gp.
So good old Rexy decides to investigate, and curiously she just seems to be generally aware that the light is coming from somewhere around the area since sheâs not really looking at the car.
That is until Tim closes the door.
Well kids, you got her full attention now. So she starts inspecting the car. Like, really inspecting it, sniffing it around to try and get a good sense of what this weird, shiny thing is.
And thatâs when she sees thereâs something inside. I donât think she fully understands thereâs food in there yet, sheâs probably still seeing the car as a whole, but thereâs definitely something weird about it, so she roars and tries to get a reaction.
Then she sees the kids moving inside, and she nudges the car. Thatâs when the kids start screaming and moving all erratically, with Tim trying to wrestle the light out of his sisterâs hands and screaming at her to turn it off.
Of course Rexy is seeing and hearing all of it, and thatâs when she realizes thereâs definitely food in there, plus all that sudden movement and screaming must be sending her predatory instincts into overdrive.
And have you ever seen any video or photo of a big cat in a zoo trying to get a treat out of one of those enrichment balls?
Yeah.
Luckily for the kids thereâs a thick enough panel of glass between them and those banana sized teeth, so she canât get them that way. But thatâs fine of course, because thereâs always plan B. Whatâs plan B you ask?
Well flip the car over of course. The top of the thing is armored, so maybe its underside will be softer? Thatâs how a lot of animals work, thereâs a reason predators start eating their preyâs guts a lot of the time, so the logic is sound.
She then bites the tire too, Iâm guessing out of curiosity or trying to test different spots. Of course the tire gets completely pierced by the teeth, freeing a lot of air⌠And making noise, which catches Rexyâs attention⌠And makes her bite it again.
She gets completely side tracked by the tire and starts trying to tear it off, and I honestly think here sheâs just playing and has completely forgotten about the snack.
Not that the kids are in any less peril anyways, with an animal the size of an elephant crushing the car theyâre currently trapped in with its sheer size alone. Thankfully Alanâs quick thinking and knowledge of animal behavior are here to save the day!
He grabs a flare and lights it on. This catches Rexyâs attention, because new weird sparkly thing. Then, he throws the flare back into the paddock, and Rexy follows it because she really wants to check out what the hell that new weird thing is. Thatâs it folks, the day is saved!
Right. For some reason, Ian decides to grab another flare and light it up too. This obviously catches Rexyâs attention because hey, another weird sparkly thing! Then Ian starts running with the flare, and throws the flare while running. The thing is, the point of the flare is giving Rexy a new target to check out, but if you start running and screaming then you become a target. A target that acts an awful lot like prey at that.
So Ian runs straight to the toilet for some reason, and Rexy lunges at him, running her head straight into the small hut because letâs be real, that thing wouldnât be able to withstand a full charge of something that big lol.
Anyways, the whole thing comes crashing down, leaving poor Gennaro exposed. Now something thatâs interesting here is that she doesnât instantly eat him, she actually checks him out at first! Sheâs actually curious about him, tilting her head like a quizzical dog.
And eats him. So long for the whole âwonât see you if you donât moveâ thing I guess.
Fortunately Gennaro being eaten alive gives Grant enough time to get Lex out of the car (which he would have had even if Ian hadnât tried to be a hero anyways but I digress), but before he can get Tim, Lex screams. This obviously catches Rexyâs attention, who must be having the time of her life with all this stimulation and she comes back to the car.
We get this scene where sheâs supposedly not seeing Grant and Lex because theyâre not moving, but IIRC the Lost World novel retconned that to her just not being hungry anymore and honestly Iâm gonna roll with that because even if she didnât see them thereâs no way she didnât smell them. I think she just lost interest in humans after eating a goat and a lawyer, especially when she has a much bigger toy right there!
I honestly think sheâs not even trying to get Tim out and eat him anymore, the way I see it sheâs just playing around with the car, pushing it around and generally just dicking around with it for the hell of it.
Then she pushes it off a magically appearing cliff like your cat knocking over that one glass at the edge of your kitchen table, either because she wants to get rid of the used toy or simply because she thinks itâs funny. Or because Spielberg didnât tell her there was suddenly a cliff where she had just walked off. Then she gives one final roar to the camera, which is probably just for cinematic effect tbh.
So⌠Yeah, thatâs all. As you can see, one of the best things of the scene is that the T.rex is⌠Just an animal. Itâs not a movie monster going on a rampage, everything it does is completely normal animal behavior. This is big part of what makes the scene just so good and tense. It just feels real, you can actually believe the protagonists are being put in danger by a wild animal. Because, at the end of the day, thatâs what dinosaurs are. Just animals.
Unlike mister âwants to watch the world burnâ over here.
This website has ruined me because I was not expecting a child to speak when he called himself daddyâŚ
I canât say I felt the same, but I have tremendous admiration for his composure
[Transcript:]
Person filming: Can you again ask me what you just asked me? What was that question? I don't think... Daddy didn't hear you.
Child offscreen: When can we have lesbian?
Dad: Mhmm. Okay. Maybe I did hear you right. Um, I don't know what that is, Sweetie, I don't know what you mean. Child, emphatically: Lesbian!
Dad: No, I know-- I know what you said, but I don't think that word means what you think it means, okay?
Child: It's like... spaghetti.
Dad: [Clears throat] Oh, excuse me. [Audibly restraining laughter] Do you mean lasagna?
Child: Yep!
Dad: Okay. Um, yeah, [high pitched with amusement] I'm sure we can have-- [serious] I'm sure we can have lasagna really soon, okay? We'll-- We'll try to... Yeah, we'll make sure that we can-- we can eat that soon, okay? Does that sound-- does that sound good?
Child: Yeah!
Dad: Okay, alright. Thank y--
[end transcript]
On a video of a voluntary radiograph with a conscious polar bear. Maâam, there are house cats I wonât perform rads on without sedation, no sane person is taking x-rays of an animal known to regularly kill and consume humans without a sturdy barrier.
All my homies hate PETA.

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Reblog the writersâ fortune cookie for luck!
Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didnât even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.
Please, great fortune cookie of writing. I beg of you.
I need this right now man!
𼺠I need some help breaking through writers block
Gimmie!!
I didnât even reblog, just tucked it into my likes, and wrote 2.5K when I got home
i couldnt survive in a sitcom
so many characters are just dicks for absolutely no reason and i would. simply have to punch them. the way people treat each other in like every single sitcom makes me so angry and i would be on full punch mode all the time and go to comedy jail
I need you to know that I would emphatically and without question pay real human dollars to watch a season of âFriendsâ where you appear to routinely beat the shit out of Ross Geller
just so everybody knows i have literally no idea why my blog shows as deactivated in the reblog. my working theory is that half of me is currently in the friends universe beating the shit out of ross geller