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this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

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bamfspock

Bosses and Coworkers: you've got a great work ethic, going above and beyond

Me: I am literally just doing my job. Everyone else is slacking off.

Everyone Else: (magically knows somehow the secret amounts of work the boss is actually asking of them, which the boss cannot tell anyone for Reasons)

bamfspock

There always seems to be a gap in instructions (from bosses, parents, teachers, friends, whoever) between 'required' and 'expected', and this gap is:

invisible

never explained

always a different size

you have to guess the size

if you guess wrong you either get Praised or In Trouble

bamfspock

At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired

bamfspock

On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation

bamfspock

This post is about the neurodivergent frustration of having to deal with neurotypical authority figures who don't say what they mean but I love the pro-union labor-rights energy I'm seeing in the notes

need-a-new-reality

I’ve been in my industry for about 12 years now and I’m usually pretty good at picking up on subtext but I’ll never forget this one meeting with a new coworker:

Boss: We need to get [thing]

New coworker: I can get [thing]

Me: We already got [thing]

Boss: Great! We also need [stuff]

New coworker: I’m working on obtaining [stuff]

Me: you don’t need to do that. We still have [stuff] left over from last time.

Boss: Wonderful! Finally, it would be great if we can get [item]

New coworker: I will order [item]!

Me: actually I’ve already placed an order for [item]

-after meeting-

New coworker: Why did you try and make me look bad in front of boss! You made him think I’m not doing anything for [project]

Me: but you aren’t doing anything for [project]

bamfspock

Bosses and Coworkers: you've got a great work ethic, going above and beyond

Me: I am literally just doing my job. Everyone else is slacking off.

Everyone Else: (magically knows somehow the secret amounts of work the boss is actually asking of them, which the boss cannot tell anyone for Reasons)

bamfspock

There always seems to be a gap in instructions (from bosses, parents, teachers, friends, whoever) between 'required' and 'expected', and this gap is:

invisible

never explained

always a different size

you have to guess the size

if you guess wrong you either get Praised or In Trouble

bamfspock

At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired

bamfspock

On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation

bamfspock

This post is about the neurodivergent frustration of having to deal with neurotypical authority figures who don't say what they mean but I love the pro-union labor-rights energy I'm seeing in the notes

stillnotmollified

some of you weren’t around for the fan fiction dot net purge of 2002 (when they banned explicit content and mass-deleted thousands of fics) and the livejournal purge of 2007 (when they deleted hundreds of blogs, disproportionately targeting queer & kink content) and it shows

this kind of policing is why ao3 was created

remember, kids, the three laws of fandom are:

- don’t like; don’t read

- your kink is not my kink

- ship and let ship

nitw

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

nitw

"theres gonna be a power outage tomorrow welp i better boil some water in advance!" "oh gee looks like its time to vacuum the carpet!" GET REAL?????? YOU SOUND INSANE

nitw

someday youre gonna be out of baking soda when it matters most and its gonna destroy you

need-a-new-reality

Me as a young adult: I’m an adult, I buy alcohol, I do my dishes, laundry and taxes.

Me as an actual adult:

Need to change the oil in my car and rotate the tires, the dog has a grooming appointment on the 21st, it’s already August so I need to start Christmas shopping, I also need to schedule my yearly dental appointment (must look up exactly what the insurance covers before I go) call Jim to trim the tree branches that are hanging over the neighbors fence before that becomes a problem, Re-season all cast-iron pans, HOA meeting on Friday (KMN) must stain the deck before winter, I NEED TO…. I could keep going, but I’ve yet to find an end to the list…

#adult human female #young adult #adulthood #chores #The never-ending chores #life advice #you continuously do chores and errands and then you die #That’s life #it’s not depressing but it’s true

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nitw

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

nitw

"theres gonna be a power outage tomorrow welp i better boil some water in advance!" "oh gee looks like its time to vacuum the carpet!" GET REAL?????? YOU SOUND INSANE

nitw

someday youre gonna be out of baking soda when it matters most and its gonna destroy you

vithcy

MUTUAL!! THAT IMAGE IS AI GENERATED!! MUTUAL! DON'T REBLOG THAT!! IT'S AI!!MUTUAAAL!!

assan08

Please anyone tell me if I accidentally reblog sth ai generated! It's NEVER intentional

cosmonautroger

lyricwritesprose

He knows exactly how it's supposed to work, is the thing. He just made a critical miscalculation on the weight front. He is very new and physical existence is very complicated, he is doing his best.

greelin

“no job is worth your physical & mental health” i hauve. Bills.

greelin

i love when “just quit!” is thrown out as a suggestion. like damn thank you i’ve never thought of that before ever. in my life. There are these things called groceries and doctor visits

anarchist-rat-swarm

Capitalism is a hostage situation, and we are all the hostages.

need-a-new-reality

My mental health isn’t going to get better if I’m suddenly starving and homeless.

#capitalism kills #self care #quit your job #bad advice #line up a new better job then quit your job #with what time #I’m always at work

greelin

“no job is worth your physical & mental health” i hauve. Bills.

greelin

i love when “just quit!” is thrown out as a suggestion. like damn thank you i’ve never thought of that before ever. in my life. There are these things called groceries and doctor visits

anarchist-rat-swarm

Capitalism is a hostage situation, and we are all the hostages.

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theprofessional-amateur

link to bluesky post

theprofessional-amateur

In addition to how to turn various things, it includes:

Other useful AI Removal/Detection links

How to spot AI Hallucinations like a Reference Librarian (originally on Substack)

Library Freedom Project has a lot of handouts about AI on their Resources page

mist-the-wannabe-linguist

rewatching PHM and this is all I can think of

twilight-skies

Prev. These need to be seen @mumblesplash

hometoursandotherstuff

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

runcibility

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

anais-ninja-bitch

i support women's wrongs

homoqueerjewhobbit

penny-anna

hot take:

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

penny-anna

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

kayla-bird-deactivated20190505

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

penny-anna

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

femmefaramir

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

stinkylittlegnome

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

headspace-hotel

Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.

cipheramnesia

We getses tagged teamed by the precious hunky orcses boys til we’re wrung out like a soggy dishes rag we does

cipheramnesia

Sorry that was uncalled for

missfangirll

i cant breathe, help, lotr

talesfromthecrypts

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

need-a-new-reality

“This is boring and bland.”

“We made it exactly as you ordered it. Not our fault you asked for a story with no spice or flavor.”

“No that’s not it. You’re just a bad writer.”

#ao3 #fanfic writing #fanfics #fanfiction.net #try interacting with media that make you uncomfortable #you might grow #spicy books #the vampire is a metaphor for the rich eating the poor #the curtains are blue #for a good reason #you can’t ask for clear curtains #they aren’t curtains anymore

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eccebitch

fabricandcircuits

Peer reviewed tags wonderfully said

furrypost-generator

bitches be sucking farts there

ravingsockmonkey

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

alexseanchai

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

headbenzhawk

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

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