DREAMERS ARE TO BE CLASSIFIED AS WEAPONS

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

Accidentally put my whole fucking heart into something that wasnt fucking meant for me again fucking hell

Hey it's me explaining the joke. This gets infinitely funnier when you realize that this is the art for a magic the gathering card named homicidal seclusion.

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

what did your GRANDMOTHERS do? #feminism

gonna be a lover for a minute, reblog and put in the tags the last movie that you LOVED like intensely loved like 5 stars on letterboxd LOVED

lying in front of the street cleaner

did the street cleaner believe you?

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

i said "laundry sauce" instead of detergent once and my parents have not stopped saying it since

through pottery we domesticated rocks

Lowkey in a prison of my own making but it’s whatever