musn't let a little thing like "little" stop you

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

smash to smithereens brother

why do we always bash girls for poisoning their family with arsenic but never question if the family had bad vibes? or was unpleasant to be around?

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

quietly working together on your own projects in the same room as a form of intimacy.

SHES PREGNANNTTTTTTTTTTTT

i miss when summers were normal and not literal hell

joke i like to make when a baby is crying in public is “we’ve all been there.” We literally have

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life