you deserve love, too

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

now what were your great-grandfathers' jobs. that's more interesting. mine were a factory worker / industrial baker, a security guard, a lawyer, and a dairy farmer.

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

CLEARING THE AIR that My Cliff Marly would never be shitty to Shane he LOVES him….. cliff/ilya/shane all share locations on the Find My App and cliff will send memes to shane constantly and Shane doesn’t think they are funny but he doesn’t want to be rude so he thumbs up reacts the messages and ilya is like. Myshane :) i love that you love my brother :) and shane is like He has me as his emergency contact ilya… I’m scared to NOT answer the phone… ilya is like wow. My man!!!! 😍 anyways My Cliff sends them an obscene amount of flowers every year for their anniversary with a hand written note thats like “Real love to some Real lovers. Big up big dogs xoxo cliffy”

good art doesnt exist. you can't make it.

you're free now.

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

Some of you seem to be gay #observations #intuitive

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

stuck in a timeloop called i just have to get through this week