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i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

I have three beverages advising me at all times

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

I have GOT to stop spending $30

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.