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thank you for coming to my this #mythis

I'm usually lukewarm on "fandom + text posts" but the thing about M*A*S*H is that Hawkeye literally just talks like that. The posts will work for the other characters but so often I will see a post pinned on a screencap of Hawkeye and I can so clearly envision him saying the whole thing, with only minor edits for slang/cadence, if any in the first place. I don't know how to explain it if you haven't seen the show, but I know if you have you'll understand intuitively. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce was born to be a tumblrina and instead he was stuck in Korea a hundred years ago.

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

I feel bad that future teens won't have the cw everyone needs to get unnaturally obsessed with an Objectively Bad teen soap with mid level production and the worst dialogue you've ever heard (you write 100k worth of fanfic for this and argue about the show on tumblr dot com)

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

Naming a crater after your late wife. Talk about love you to the moon and back.

sit back fuckerinos while I link my GoFundMe for my woke vision of a Hamilton remake where all the founding fathers are girls

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!