Revenge Gay

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

if you ever saw me say some weird shit i was high or confused or scared or i meant it

PENIS is an anagram of SPINE, because it holds you together. But its also an anagram for SNIPE. So be careful where you point it at or you might blow someone's head off

content creators, much like the elder gods, must not be given requests that can be left to interpretation, for the results bring madness upon the unwary

[ID: Gabby Williams wearing a mask and a shirt that reads, “Black trans lives matter”]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light