Yeah idk

what if you woke up and you were an orc named Zit and you had a friend named Pimple like what would you do

Who actually cares? Some people have real things to worry about.

The real horseshoe theory.

i wish there was an easier way to tell the difference between an "if it sucks hit da bricks" situation and a "sometimes being an adult means doing things that you dont wanna" situation

Another tip for DDG - if you want to permanently get rid of DDG's AI features (which you can turn off in settings, but only temporarily) - for now you can just use noai.duckduckgo.com as your search engine. Works as advertised in the name.

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

Tagging a post that has over 10k notes with '#posts that have 10k to me' to show that I am unimpressed with the post.

Tagging a post that has over 10k notes with '#posts that have 10k to me' to show that I am unimpressed with the post.

that is fucking hilarious, the first time someone asks "is it okay if I inherited land as a child and now I want to charge the previous occupants rent?" and you actually think you know what, sure.

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

staff killed her for this

WHAT she got nuked??

Trans people existing violates community guidelines

My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

She cheers when the monster is winning.

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

staff killed her for this

WHAT she got nuked??

Trans people existing violates community guidelines

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.