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steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

We need to bring back "cur" as an insult. It's so much more time efficient than "son of a bitch."

heh. caught me off guard there. im never really off guard though. i just give off that impression. its called "dampening your spiritual pressure." we all exert it. you can conceal it. i learned. thats why you bumped into me. thats why i spilled all this chardonnay all over my richelieu and sons beige and custard cardigan. but i didnt get wet. tactical kevlar. under the cardigan. bet youd like to see whats under there. but you cant. thats between me and my doctor. because of my chest. its fucked up. i have a medically fucked up chest. from what happened to me. you wouldnt understand. no one does. but then again you might surprise me. or not. roll these dice. roll them right now. on the table. thats right. no this table. roll them right now. just to see. roll them. snake eyes. lucky man.

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

the fbi or cia really want to psyop me into jerking off to "Kit Gamerverse" from some new indie animated bull shit but im not gonna let them. they tried with the pomnys. they failed. they tried with the hazbens. they failed. they tried with the deltrarunes. okay yeah maybe they got me there but NOT ANYMORE. i will not be tricked by the enemy forces. i look at fat teto and sweaty kikuri like a LOYAL SOLDIER. you can't get me government.

calendar of the day club

you get a whole calendar for every single day of the year. unbelievable value. ships right to your door

billions and billions of WASTED taxpayers money

Not to mention all the dead and maimed-for-life service personel.

two prime examples of why people hate americans 👍

the central conceit of white boy "comedy rap" genres is that they're too racist to recognise that most classic rap is already pretty humorous in many ways, on account of wordplay being fundamental to the form,

and also steeped in pop culture from the very beginning, like the rap scene was already making music about comics and anime and video games you don't need to segregate a new genre for that

It really is crazy the way anybody ever managed to push the idea that there is a real, tangible "transmasc erasure". If you look up books, comics, movies, plays, etc. starring a trans protagonist pretty much every single time they are going to be trans masc or TME nonbinary. You have some notable exceptions like Nevada, or Detransition Baby, but pretty much every one of those is going to be BY a transfem author telling our own stories. But they will swear that transmascs are being erased in media compared to trans women so you will go through a list of the top 50 trans books and top 10 trans films for pride and the top 8 queer comic lists and they will pretty much all be about a transmasc experience and you will be like. okay so I reviewed 60 pieces of media and 5 of them were interested in representing trans women and the rest were transmasc or TME nb what do you mean by erasure and they will look you in the eye and say with a full chest "I am jealous that you guys get more blood libel than us"

"Damn, v-coding sounds terrible... I hope they don't do that to trans men, too!" Because obviously it's *bad* when it happens to trans women, but oh dear god, THINK OF THE TRANS MEN that this might hypothetically happen to in a different situation!! I'm going to fucking cry. Trans women are so unvalued, these people look at the reality that trans women have to wake up to every single day, and they respond with "yeah, it's terrible when the sex slave gets raped. That must really hurt! But god, imagine if a HUMAN was raped instead? HORROR!"

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play