when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

Hi, it’s me, your Flix Bus driver. I heard some of you back there asking why we’re on this dirt road in the middle of a cow pasture if this is supposed to be a direct line from Berlin to Munich. To that I say: you all need to mind your own damn business and look at the fucking moo cows.

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

That one is porple

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you