the untranslatable concept of "lowkirkenuinely"

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

Need dick asap -sent from my lovephone

I will serve cunt again just give me a Minute

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

I love how Slayyyter is so fucking good at making hyperpop that the internet has to rediscover the fact she’s cisgender every other day

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah