my boobs are watered and my crops couldn't be more bountiful. the world is my oyster, life is a highway, and I'm gonna ride it all night long

Reblog this to tell prev that they're doing a good job and you're proud of them! 💕

seeing the “following ✅” icon in ur notifs every so often like and i will wait for the next time u want me… like a dog w a bird at ur door…

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin