*flirting* are you ever repulsed by ur desires

the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

For my next trick, I'll completely kill the vibe.

my boobs are watered and my crops couldn't be more bountiful. the world is my oyster, life is a highway, and I'm gonna ride it all night long

Reblog this to tell prev that they're doing a good job and you're proud of them! 💕

seeing the “following ✅” icon in ur notifs every so often like and i will wait for the next time u want me… like a dog w a bird at ur door…

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point