everything’s gonna be okay allegedly

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

do you want to turn our phones off and do some arts and crafts together?

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

that's goddess pose

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech