E-dream With Me :)

The future isn’t real. The past is real, and the future becomes real when it turns into the past. Dreams are real too.

Ein Fluch auf der Busfahrer auf gründ der regelmäßig Unhöflichkeit. Er lässt mir nochmal an die Bushaltestelle. Das Chicken Sandwich in meiner Rucksack ist jeder Minute mehr schwitzig. Und das ist ihm egal.

Adderall + weed outside on a nice day is the only way to trigger a “petit petit mort”, a state in which you are depersonalized and blissful enough to realize and accept hard truths about yourself joyfully. Adderall + weed inside will cause the dormant egg sack in your brain to hatch and release one million spiderlings into your occipital lobe.

If chemistry didn’t make me want to drown myself I would have become a flavor scientist. I’d be like, now it tastes like kiwi. lol.

For the rest of my life I will smell really really good

Can I write off podcast expenses on my taxes if my podcast (Big Words for Smart People available on your favorite podcatcher and also YouTube) is small potatoes and I’m not making any money off it yet?