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a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

Breaking: Rewe executives found dead in their homes after changing the recipe for ja! brand Rosti Ecken. A suspect (who has a perfect ass) has been apprehended, stating “sie sind jetzt matschig Quatsch und doch kein echt Dreiecken, du bitches“

I looked into it and they went with a different distributor, at least for this batch. Like obviously the name brand is just white labeling, that’s to be expected and I’m fine with that. But Jesus this is such a downgrade. At least do us the courtesy of changing the packaging so we know it’s different. Yes I am insane about this.

Should the united stats of america fail and balkanization is imminent it is my duty to the peoples repubic of Éire to secure access to supplies of carolina bbq mustard to the good people of Éire and the rest of the world. unless they start making it with slave labour, then we must liberate the carolinas from their tyranny and their mustard

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time