Extremelycommonname

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)

My hand been itching today. I’m reblogging all the money posts I see

when Stephen King was learning to write he learned that the protagonist was the main character and he was like got it Maine character

this one’s a keeper

I have queued this since June 19th

Me as a husband

Corporations right now

does anyone else remember reading about spontaneous human combustion in a book of weird and unexplained facts and phenomena when you were like, ten years old or something and being convinced for like a week that you were going to suddenly burst into flames out of nowhere and that this was something actually worth worrying about before never thinking about it ever again or was i just fucked in the head as a kid

Thinking fondly about the entire genre of victorian hauntings that were "everybody who stayed in the house after dark saw weird shit going on for months until the entire structure suddenly combusted of its own ghostly accord" which abruptly ended as soon as we stopped lighting our homes with vast quantities of odorless gas

GROSS WTF I must have missed this one, and I’m sorry for not including this in the original post jfc this is so nasty and hateful

Fuck JK Rowling. What a pathetic person.

YIKES ONCE AGAIN. Rowling really be out here somehow managing to lower my opinion of her even further. I didn’t think that was even possible at this point. She gave up using a shovel and has straight up switched to a pickaxe at this point.

It’s been so long since i first saw this and i’m honestly still hung up on the pin that says “bigot” and “feminazi” on it like. “yes. I’m going to call myself a bigot. but ironically. and also a Nazi. I am a Nazi, but in a ‘bad girls do it better’ way”