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singlethread

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

lily-orchard

ARE YOU AN ELF?!

peachtea20

Questionable math but thirty IS young.

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dateamonster

im not immune to the condition that makes you think "but what if the evil alien/robot/eldritch entity/whatever that kills everyone was nicies to me. because im literally chill and have good vibes."

warpnine

;-;

yj-98

happy birthday jason. btw. if you even care

yj-98

cmon birthday boy! sparkle on! its wednesday! dont forget to be yourself!

onceandfuturechimera

Y'all know I had to stitch my favorite quote

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grapnel

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

sepdet

LOL. I think they tried to fix it.

Nice try. Still no.

rivendellrose

Wake up, babe, a new example of why the Oxford comma is a really good idea just dropped...

#the fix actually makes it worse/more smbiguous bc at least the first doesnt have a comma at the end of the list #implying that it is a list and not a. fuck whats that specific grammar term. adjectival clause?

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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

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1/4 of you guys live like this

small-helm

It do be Mountain time tho

aropride

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower

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tlirsgender

Maybe one day we can stop moralizing the concept of privilege & everyone will get normaler about being told they have relative privilege over other people. Like literally everyone everywhere in some way. It's fine. Being aware of it can't hurt you

tlirsgender

There's such an endless chorus of outraged "but what if I'm poor? What if I'm autistic" and it's like. Ok. You're not getting this at all let's just start over

mckitterick

Deadly egg recall

The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.

According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.

source: X

prof-grace-aspen

Recalled eggs were shipped to foodservice and retail customers in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana. Recalled eggs were available to consumers at Kroger stores in Texas and Louisiana; Brookshire Grocery stores in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana, and other smaller retail and foodservice outlets in these states plus Mississippi and New Mexico.

Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are the currently affected states.

what-even-is-thiss

Listen guys witch hunts were bad but they weren’t a universal phenomenon in the past. Western Europeans and colonists just had a collective freak out for about a hundred years around the 17th and 18th centuries and then they mostly calmed down.

At the time Eastern Europe was also freaking out about vampires. Everybody was just having a rough century.

what-even-is-thiss

For most of its history the church’s (general) official stance on witches has been that they’re not real.

There was a hundred years or so there where people died and that was bad. Let me be clear. But it’s not a universal truth of living in a Christian region that somebody is gonna be burned for being a witch.

For one, a lot of people were hanged. Not burned. For two, most of the time people were shrimply not worried about them except for that time when they were.

what-even-is-thiss

And in our modern age we must remember the real enemy. McCarthyism.

prismatic-bell

Also a lot of people were accused and then just...not a lot happened. They were put on a ducking stool, or put in the stockade for a few hours, or driven through town on a cart and mocked (yes, the first half of that Monty Python scene is reasonably accurate. None of those are pleasant, mind you, but they're not death by a long shot. Sometimes the accused would be in court and be like "I pinky swear I didn't know I was doing a witchcraft, I'm sorry" and they'd be told "okay fine but you better go home and pray, like, a lot."

Also the throwing witches into a well thing is just fake. That is not a thing that happened. Most of the torture devices you've seen were invented by the Victorians to make the past seem more barbaric than it was. There was torture, but we're talking about the rack or the ducking stool. Even breaking on the wheel was a form of execution, not torture. (It was a pretty torturous execution, but you wouldn't do it expecting it to not be lethal, is what I mean.) Stuff like the iron maiden and the pear of anguish and chastity belts were all just...made up.

zaprowsdower27

The Spanish Inquisition was, however, real.

It was just looking for suspected secret Jews and Muslims with terrifying murderous fervor, rather than witches as a lot of people seem to think.

making-friendos

Ferocious little beast

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dogsuffrage

Imagine you are a lynx and you eat a mouse that has mostly eaten raspberries its whole life. Christ! What decadence

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