Some canonical Internet trash

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine

​you took my diagnosis out of context at the drag race psych eval complex i ain't no runner up i came to win..

i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book

what the fuck is a time knife

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

happy first day of pride everyone

Listened to this on my way to work this morning!!

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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there's something incestuous about seasoning tofu with soy sauce

crazy that soy can be turned into both flavorless texture and textureless flavor. maybe we should try just keeping both?

”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?

Your ass is getting opened in notepad