dog days

it’s so scary that fish teeth sometimes look like people teeth. you’re not supposed to have that. well maybe piranhas are scared of us having piranha teeth. i will reflect on my human centric worldview (folds my hands behind my back and gazes out at the horizon)

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

oh my GOD i hope no one realizes i have multiple facets

Noobs of deficient skill will be hallowed in my catalogue. Behaving as xx_dogflex_xx --known for his gormless handling of flashbangs-- is hereby known as "Dogflexism." This is a guiding star of my selfhood for generations.

They found a fossilized neanderthal dream in a hollow stump in Poland. And yes, it can be fermented into alcohol to gain his cave memories.