DEATH TO THE LIVING, LIFE TO THE DEAD

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

there’s just always something fucking happening

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.