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if you couldn't be bothered to write im not gonna bother reading

Honestly, I don't remember when I started agreeing with the Vatican on important issues and yet here we are

every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

pitch for my new tarot card “Me And The Bestieee”

The censored version of super graphic ultra modern girl that plays at my workplace is actually superior because they censor the word “fugly” so Chappell just goes “He was wearing these……. Jeans.” and it sounds way more devastating

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

American culture: normalized awe-inspiring debt, smoking weed on the sidewalk like its a cigarette, soda that prevents tummy ache, police shoot dog for no reason in apartment complex video at 9am, Taco Bell Baja blast, app-based gig work, watching Phone Video on full volume in public, celebrity-themed pink cold foam at Dunkin Donuts, gamer chair in living room, "ironic" American flag bikini, Mormon influencers who secretly wish they could own slaves, fast food robot prowling the city Wall-E style being cheerfully pissed on

well

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*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

I've been running from autism and bisexuality accusations for years atp ngl

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

HAPPY MOON DAY, BITCHES

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