But it's not real. And you don't exist. And I can't recall the last time I [was kissed]*
*got my tits chopped off

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But it's not real. And you don't exist. And I can't recall the last time I [was kissed]*
*got my tits chopped off

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made this last night cause i couldn't fall asleep. does anyone else see the vision here
octopus’s garden perfectly captures the energy of a nine year old boy drawing a picture of him and a bunch of underwater friends while holding back tears because mummy and daddy won’t stop screaming and throwing shoes at each other the next room over
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Is this a safe space to say I don't think Beyond Re-Animator is that bad. Like maybe it's just bc I've watched a lot Combs films that are much much worse but like. Beyond isn't THAT bad. Definitely go into it knowing the content warnings and stuff and if you need/want to skip certain parts go for it, but ngl I'm kind of sick and tired of it being seen as like the worst thing on planet earth by lots of folks in the re-ani fandom,, I respect people disliking it and having that opinion, but I do think it should be acknowledged that talking about it as negatively as it's talked about does heavily discourage people from watching a whole segment of the trilogy (coming from someone who was influenced by this and then went "oh ok its not even that bad"). Idk I'm rambling and this is kind of a nothingburger ass post but whatever idc I need to complain

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I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:
It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
Which of these would surprise you more to find on the doorstep?
Fairy
Walrus
Not naming options to skew votes but...
I think there's something fundamentally baffling with the way most of you think.
Happy birthday to this iconic poll
redrawing of famous 15th century tapestry “Unicorn in Captivity” except instead of a unicorn it’s my favorite beanie baby.
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wdym i'm supposed to shower every day and do laundry every week and feed myself actual meals and change my clothes every day and wash and change my bedding once a week and drink water every day and
Austin Powers sequel where he has to travel to the future (current day). He’s so excited to see what the 2020s have to offer— we must have learned so much since the 90s! We must all me so much nicer to each other, have a balance of freedom and responsibility, no more war, no more disease! :D
His assigned partner is a trans woman named Esther Gentablets. He doesn’t understand but once the concept of transness is explained to him he says “you’re telling me they’re making more birds every day 🤩 YEAH babey!!!.” Dr. Evil calls him Austin Pronouns and that he’s “too woke” and Austin says that what he thought he knew about being a man was a social construct, that the roles designed for men and women are too narrow, that really, we’re all groovy
Dr. Evil’s plan is designing an evil worm to be transplanted into the brain of the US Secretary of Health. They tell him this already happened and he suggests they replace the internet with a lying machine. Already happened. “Well throw me a freakin bone here, what’s the most evil thing we can think of? What do I pay you people for? I know! We remove endangered species protections for baby wolves 🤙🤨” and his crew is 😬
The opening is Austin dancing through a pride parade. He disappears into a crowd for a moment and emerges in a leather harness and cat ears and keeps dancing
He has to stay hidden in one scene by entering a drag king Austin Powers lookalike contest. He loses
People are calling The Fat Bastard the Body Positive Bastard because they don’t want to be politically incorrect, but he’s mad because Fat Bastard is his legal name
dan and phil reveal the truth (but like actually this time)

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I may be remembering the movie wrong
Self-love is important! (It probably tastes like sprinkles)
everyone deserves to mainline self-love be lofed
Too much imp to simp
I made a GIF of Imp slapping the ever loving life out of you, because I really needed it and I couldn't find it online.
This has nothing to do with kim possible but I need this.
Just a bunch of floofs being their chaotic cute selves
had a photo of a planet in my downloads folder i didn't recognize
until i opened it, and it was DUCKS
DUCK PLANET, BABEY !!!
Joy and whimsy detected! Duck Planet is joyful and whimsical 🦆
The bubble is nigh.

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I sent this to my husband, and learned he doesn't know what knotting is.
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