to be a lamb again

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

shawty's like a malady in my head

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

i think its awesome when men are emasculated and not just because i get off on it

@audhdgoku 🫵

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

the humble woolly mammoth

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

I need To Get out before I dont want to leave