not a mimic!

haven't known patricia widow's bay for very long but i fear we have another character of all time on our hands

#what if you were a final girl and everyone hated you for it#i stand with my strange and off putting 40ish year old woman she's everything to me#SHES SO GREAT (via @cc-cowboy )

THE FUCKING HAND TURKEY IM ON THE FLOOR

(some guy on the internet voice) it's so unrealistic and forced when women win fights against men in stories. of course, when a young boy defeats a huge man I'm cheering and screaming because it is so badass, and when a frail old man defeats a cocky young warrior I feel nothing but satisfaction. I love these power fantasies about easily dispatching people who underestimate you, a thing I desire despite the fact that I will likely never have the skill to achieve it in real life, but I'm pretty sure women don't have that same desire, and even if they do, they shouldn't get to see it in media. because it's so unrealistic, you see. I mean I'm smart enough to know I can't take down a big man in a fight but the women, you know, they'll get ideas. I could probably do it if I trained hard enough, but the women??? for some reason I can't see it happening, and who can say why that is.