To The Grave

so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

the monster under the bed is scary to YOU. i’m having sex with it though.

guy working on an artwork they knew would push them technically: what the hell why do i keep doing this wrong. am i haunted by malevolent spirits and such

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please