I met Dr. Pepper. Shes black.

This is what Hamiltonverse Ronald Reagan wore over his Miku binder in the 1980s

dose anyone want to kill me

Hello

Fireball, Dragon breath, Demon burst, Meteor strike, Hyper beam, Explosion, Lightning strike, Magma ball, Fire vortex, Omega flame, Volcanic burst, Impact strike, Supernova, Sun Beam, Divine kindling, Gates of Hell, Solar vortex, Greater bomb, Tri-explosion, Plasma beam

Dog I'm on somebody's fridge and they don't even follow me.

I don't even drink monster anymore that shit almost put me in the hospital

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

accidentally opened a fandom wiki in a browser without an ad blocker, i can taste blood in my mouth

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war