i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

zendaya wearing real 3000-year old ancient iranian earrings with no known track of provenance to the odyssey premiere. nasty work. even worse than the kim kardashian marilyn dress to me. they could have promoted modern greek jewelry designers but chose to do this instead. very tacky at best. especially in this geopolitical climate

encyclopaedia iranica entry on 'ziwiye', covering the alleged discovery of the site and the subsequent plunder of it.

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

Settlers of catan

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

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i dunno i feel like it's more complicated than that