🗣️📢 PUT THAT MAN IN LACE UNDERWEAR.

i wasn’t a Dakota Johnson fan until the lying about limes and embarrassing ellen degeneres then i was completely in her pocket

can more losers reblog this please where are my fellow No’s

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all

It’s so funny to me that soccer games can end with a score of 0-0 like imagine going to see a soccer game and both teams just run around the field for 90 minutes doing absolutely nothing and nobody scores any points and at the end of the 90 minutes they’re like well. Guess that’s that. Great soccer game guys.

Category 1 Papal Toilet Event

fuck being an idgafier i've decided to love forever

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

rocket pops and other popsicles have had a recent surge in popularity as a drink flavor but im fucking sick of it because NO ONE is putting a drop of popsicle stick wood extract in it. its fake as fuck if im not tasting the STICK

do you guys think people have died bc of plug in vibrators

cranking my hog during a wicked thunderstorm and lightning tears through the clouds and rips through my house. my clit is burnt to a crisp and i suffer a heart attack and die because i used water based lube. my body is found two days later after my neighbours complain about the pervasive odour of a perfectly cooked ham terrorizing the neighbourhood