bathinginlye

we may hate them for their insolence but UK people really do know how to play guitar and sing so softly

hey is it cool if I go over to your house and mumble "its working,,, my spell is working,,,,,," in an amazed yet frightened tone. you can say no. I dont wanna intrude

a few Christmases ago, at a family party, my brother tried to make fun of me for 'crossdressing' as a child (something I had completely forgotten about. besides a few fragments), but he was telling this to my Conservative Uncle Who Is Actually Libertarian Because He Likes The Mexican's Work Ethics But Not That They Take All The Jobs- the look of estranged disgust was so palpable that he couldn't even make fun of me.

im gonna wake up tomorrow and not be 6’2

i’ve been making a New Drink called “Coke: One Half” which is when I mix Coke with Coke Zero.

why dont they skip the ads before the movie

I was born with moidface syndrome . it's chronic .

mentally preparing myself to see the Oddessy with my dad because I know he's gonna see Elliot Page and have some questions for me

whatever happened to the hons, the true children of god?? it's all passoids and sneeds and cruel cissexual anthropologists.