Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

can you read me a bedtime post?

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

i just feel like i lack an amazing digital purpose

I need to get new glasses but I am short by a lot. (Kicks sand)

My bank account is overdrafted by $40 </3 if anyone can help me out ☀️

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it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

you stole dog blood

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

the lion does not concern herself with papa