breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

*CinemaSins voice* He can’t eat or breathe or other science facts *DING*

🦂

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

Imagine how I feel

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry