it's a game we'll play biannually

Kink scene rescheduled because halfway through me explaining the scenario my dom asked a clarifying question that uncovered a howling logical inconsistency and we ended up spending the next three hours workshopping the worldbuilding.

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

Mistook the couch as your palm and thought this was the tiniest sweater in the world

i like how apples are like. the default object

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

They're going to have me assassinated. Even though I'm boyish *puts finger to earpiece and listens* because I'm boyish

genuinely wild that billboards are legal, btw. intrusive and distracting advertising with the explicit intent of distracting drivers. and people are just okay with this