In The Dragon's Lair

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

outlines of two alligators that got raptured by the lord himself

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

happy father’s day to the two high school magicians who broke up in front of a kfc in 2007 and decided right then that only teenage fatherhood could save them 

that post that's like "we see it as indulgence when others express the things we suppress in ourselves" has genuinely done more for my emotional health than going on meds did

i wish i could find the original post bc once you start noticing that others see it as indulgence when you express that which they repress in themselves you can't stop seeing it

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

I like that they have shovels, like Caine decided to force them on a hole digging adventure