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Im starting to think we can't one-liner our way outta this one Leon

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

i think it goes without saying but is still worth noting, my beef with booktok literature is 100% about the quality. i LOVE housewives reading weird porn. i wish they would do it more

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

When politicians say "we gotta appeal to the working class" you have to keep in mind that in their imaginations, the working-class person is basically a form of ogre-like creature whose existence consists of backbreaking manual labor and seething with Every Single Bigotry.

The bit in life serial where buffy is reliving the same interaction over and over again really is just like. An accurate depiction of retail

the older i get the more it's terrifying to me how much child surveillance is normalized. scared for your child's mental health? here's more tools that will make them feel even more watched at all times. child is experimenting with their gender identity while away from you? we made it this other adult's job to surveil them for you. kid is "enjoying" their "free time" instead of doing homework? we've put parental controls on the things that they like so that you can monitor their private time. like can we fucking stop

I don’t think America should be burned to the ground because I think you people need to start caring more about indigenous people and their land first.

i know that "gay and homophobic" has become a sort of post-ironic meme over the last ten years but some of you are genuinely gay and homophobic. trans and transphobic. bi and biphobic. lesbian and lesbophobic. the work isn't being put in to unlearn bias. you're disgusted by your own identity so you lash out at others who share it. you parrot conservative talking points. you use lingo from 4chan. you are building a world you will never be able to thrive in. build a better one

banning trans women from the olympics is bad because they’re banning trans women from the olympics. full stop. really nothing else needs to be added to this sentence. it’s discriminatory and wrong to ban trans women from the olympics, and it would be regardless of how this might effect some cis women. why is every post about this focused on the cis women, instead of how alarmingly transmisogynistic this is?

Why cordelia never bullied angel into going to therapy is beyond me. I feel like she totally would've...

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Rupert Giles and he sighed and took off his glasses and started cleaning them