Windswift Cursebreaker Hatt Rune-Scarred

My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

RIP to Nana’s side piece. Though they never married, Grandpa died in September and she brought his long term competition to Thanksgiving that year.

Grandma and Grandpa had a shotgun wedding when Grandma was 19. Grandpa went off to Vietnam which left her, a severely mentally young mother, alone. Never heard a complaint about her side piece Jeff. He seemed to make her happy and for that I salute him.

My grandmother broke up w my grandfather through a letter and he just pretended to have never read it. They got married and had three kids.

not to "trying to be chill but can't help noticing how misogyny bleeds through the cracks etc etc" but once you realize that almost none of the cute disney comic relief sidekicks are women you can't unsee it. like that thing only exists to do some slapstick and look cute for plushies. why can't it be a woman. why are ALL of them he/him. it's driving me fucking insane

I would like to formally apologize to everyone. I had no idea what consequences my actions would create but I should have been more careful anyway. I should have remembered this is a Genie Website and I should have clarified that when I want more female nonhuman comedic relief characters, I did not mean I wanted Olaf the Snowman to have an intensely heterosexual love interest in Frozen 3. I will do my best to go through each post with a team of lawyers going forwards to ensure this never happens again.

JJJ after Spidey transitions: "Parker, it just tears me up inside seeing that masked menace tarnish the reputation of trans women, just setting an awful example for the young trans women of this world. She still brings in papers though so still take pictures of her, and maybe I'lll...confound it I'll let up on the freak. I still hate that webheaded adrenaline junkie but I'll not let her turn my daily bugle into one of those rags that print out jk rowling interviews, journalistic integrity, my girl, that's what it's all about. Now be happy our insurance covers transitioning and stop asking for a raise, I'M TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING HERE!!"

Gets stuck in the past and makes a random village get way smarter and less violent in a generational sense because I keep smacking people over the head with a stick and telling them that it’s the devil’s metal whenever they try to use lead for something in my presence and there develops a very niche regionalized superstition that an angry warlock will jump out of a tree and beat the shit out of you if you touch lead with your bare hands

Gets excommunicated by the Catholic Church for telling people that they can banish the devil from their water if they boil it therefore saving hundreds of people from a cholera outbreak but I don’t care and keep trying to convince the locals to use soap more often

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

it does actually bother me whenever it's like... a bunch of guys and 1 girl. like the smurfs. that's weird. the minions are also weird for it being all guys. stop doing this

and yes I am saying your fictional characters can only ever be women now. and you have to be normal about it . no misogynistic jokes

had me in the first half, actually i think its weird to do either way.

wow and I really care about your opinion, random man on the Internet. thank you so much for informing me that having an all male cast (very common, very misogynistic) is just as bad as having an all female cast (very uncommon and awesome). I cannot wait to hear more unwanted and unneeded opinions from you, but unfortunately you must be blocked