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Thank you so much! This is adorable and hilarious

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forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware
to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day
This seems like a good post to include this link on:
One buyout firm quietly collected Pyrex, Corelle, Instant Pot, and Oneida. Farberware is a name on a 200-year lease. And the pans still wort
Talking about popular kitchenware companies undergoing enshittification, and gives you a list of brands towards the end that are more reliable.
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I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god
I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is
I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.
let's talk about it: simon's face teeth
no cause like I saw a post of someone drawing the supposed anatomy of how simon iron lung's face/teeth/mouth piece would work (I'm sorry i forgot who made it!!) but they used like various other animals extendable jaws to make it work, like a pelican eel, and I thought that was really interesting! here's how I think the anatomy would work! [Simon's teeth are just there being uselessly sharp] Because of how its thru his masseter muscle and buccinator muscle, I can guess he cant keep it as close as he would like (chronic dry mouth? or endlessly drooling?) so he probably likes to drink a lot of water. There's obvious facial asymmetry but there's still like partial function (slightly harder for him to chew/grind on that side of the mouth and his jaw kind of veers a bit to the side) the sharp teeth are more of a nuisance, possibly gets constant cuts from it. I can see them do surgery to remove the teeth, shave down the mandible, establish muscle connection via dissolvable sutures, let that jaw heal, wire it shut, and eventually he can get dentures on that or a maxillofacial prosthesis/dental implants. but we can go even further than this. [Simon's teeth jaw thing can move, but how?] theres a ton of fanfics and fanart I've seen where Simon has full control of it/no control at all/runs on its own course. The anatomy of that wouldve been so so fascinating. Like, we can use mutations or smth to explain some of the movement (no control/runs on its own) like, because of how its ripped through the buccinator and masseter, the frayed ends could latch on the teeth or the gums become malleable/rubbery and the teeth isn't even connected to the top jaw and mandible, it mutated enough that the previous muscles on that side of the face is now independently moving the teeth.
Simon can absolutely still move like maybe his zygomatic muscles that it shifts the top teeth along, his platysma (muscles along the jaw and neck) move the bottom teeth, I can imagine the second tongue can curl deeper in the throat (shout-out to that one artist that drew a moray eel's pharyngeal jaw for simon, I've forgotten the artist!! my marine biology hobbyist heart was so happy to see it tho) and its all curled up where it doesn't affect his airway (or maybe the gills can kick into respiration when his main airway isn't working) and it snakes its way through left cheek. [If it can speak, how can it?] They share the same vocal chords, pharynx and larynx all that jazz but I can imagine it hijacks the use of it when its not in use or when his brain is finished using it physically, the 2nd tongue can make it sound wet and squelchy and maybe higher pitch than his natural voice because the 2nd tongue is unfurled and moving, changing the way how air travels thru his throat and out the opening, no lips to really control enunciations so its hissy and breathy.
(don't mind me forgetting to draw how the tongue looks curled down the throat and how the vocal folds/ air pass thru it when the 2nd tongue is out) but I absolutely stand that Simon as the main voice cannot speak when the other tongue unfurls and speaks as its more psychologically OUT OF HIS HANDS
i will add more to this rant when I have the brain power to. have a good night ! ryland grace possessed me to nerd out got any questions about it or want to yell "objection!" absolutely yell at me so I can lovingly stare at it

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magma doodles. i like the ellies but everyone else im gonna throw rocks at. thank u @dragonpro809 for joining my stupid ass
In the blood ocean! Straight up eeling it as the kids say
El solo quiere vivir 😔/He just wants to live 😔
i miss her everyday.
hi this is my first post! I'm getting back into drawing and i am emotionally devastated by fictional lawyers
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[image description: image of an Aardvark with grey, yellow and white in the background. Text says “Parents say they just want you to be happy and get married” at the top and “Oxymoron” at the bottom.]
Here’s an old aro meme from 2011, which was before the rise of the “Ace Discourse” around 2015 (which may have started out as backlash in response to The Trevor Project deciding to include asexual people around that time). This meme format uses an aardvark to represent aromantic people. At the time, axolotls were often used in similar memes to represent asexuals, so the aromantic aardvark was chosen as the aromantic equivalent of the asexual axolotl. Aardvarks were considered to be somewhat of a mascot for the aromantic community for some time, though they have become less popular as a symbol in recent years.
This reads like a museum guide showing one of the most prestigious pieces in an exhibit
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lets stop giving characters meant to be scary / creepy / evil / etc bad teeth. lets stop giving these characters yellow teeth. at any time. please.
there's a million reasons why someone might have bad teeth and even if it does just come down to poor hygine they dont deserve mockery for it Btw❗ lets be more cognizant of the traits we give our scary evil characters or im going to hurt you
also frankly not the point of the post but someone with #ffffff pearly whites is a thousand times scarier to me. its like the mouth version of blue eyes. put that shit away
watching people get into tma for the first time is SUCH an experience. they'll be like "man Jon is such a cunt he really should be knocked down a peg"
and you just have to sit there quietly and NOT say "oh honey he gets knocked down sooooo many pegs. there are legitamately no pegs left to knock this man down. you are going to be begging him to take some pegs back before the end of this"
Mourning someone you used to be
TW: mild eyestrain on the second page, vague description of medical stuff on the fourth page (just in case)

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the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this