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If you play sports, do drugs, regularly injure yourself and have no idea what the words “future” or “long term” mean, you’re an ESTP.

If you are loud, fun, have never had an intelligent thought, and party for 27 hours a day, you’re an ESFP.

If you are a psychopathic bag of internet trolls, secretly are building Frankenstein and/or an Iron Man suit in your basement, and have never had a conversation that wasn’t an argument, you’re an ENTP.

If you eat rainbows and poop butterflies, can’t stop daydreaming about love and/or memes, constantly flake out on others, and have never finished anything in your life, you’re an ENFP.

If you love rules, yelling, unborn babies, crushing the dreams of your NF children, and being emotionally insecure, you’re an ESTJ.

If you are social, caring, and also extremely shallow, fake, and boring, you’re an ESFJ.

If you consider yourself intelligent, occasionally think about the future, and have zero respect for others, you’re an ENTJ.

If you founded a charity to save all the children in Africa and were born with the ability to read minds, you’re an ENFJ.

If you ever go out into the woods in a leather jacket and skinny jeans to build motorcycles with your bare hands you’re an ISTP.

If you have deep feelings, nobody understands you, and you like to get high and draw emotional pictures, you’re an ISFP.

If you have zero feelings, moderate six subreddits, love to procrastinate, and are secretly twelve calculators in a trench coat, you’re an INTP.

If nobody understands your tortured, selfish soul and you write dramatic poetry every waking hour that you don’t turn and toss in bed, wondering if anyone will ever understand your terrible plight of life, you’re an INFP.

If you are quiet, considerate, and literally made of chocolate, you’re an ISFJ.

If you love rules, never have ideas, and are extremely boring, you’re an ISTJ

And if you have ever thought about the future ever and consider yourself at least slightly above average intelligence, well you obviously must be an INTJ.

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ADVISOR - each has an area of insight that the other lacks.

ENTJ ⇄ ENFP. INFP ⇄ INTJ. ENFJ ⇄ ENTP. INTP ⇄ INFJ. ISFP ⇄ ISTJ. ESFP ⇄ ESTJ. ISTP ⇄ ISFJ. ESTP ⇄ ESFJ.

COHORT - mutually drawn into experiential escapades.

ENFJ ⇄ ISFP. ENFP ⇄ ISFJ. ENTP ⇄ ISTJ. ESFP ⇄ INFJ. INFP ⇄ ESFJ. INTP ⇄ ESTJ. ISTP ⇄ ENTJ. ESTP ⇄ INTJ.

COMPANION - similar modes of expression: bear each other’s company well.

INFP ⇄ INTP. ENFP ⇄ ENTP. ENTJ ⇄ ENFJ. INFJ ⇄ INTJ. ISTP ⇄ ISFP. ESFP ⇄ ESTP. ESFJ ⇄ ESTJ. ISTJ ⇄ ISFJ.

COMPLEMENT - compatible strengths with opposite emphases.

INFJ ⇄ INFP. INTJ ⇄ INTP. ENTJ ⇄ ENTP. ENFJ ⇄ ENFP. ISFP ⇄ ISFJ. ISTP ⇄ ISTJ. ESFP ⇄ ESFJ. ESTP ⇄ ESTJ.

SUPPLEMENT - like PAL, but functions are farther removed: each can add to the other’s strengths.

INFP ⇄ ISTJ. ENFP ⇄ ESTJ. ENTP ⇄ ESFJ. ENTJ ⇄ ESFP. INTJ ⇄ ISFP. INFJ ⇄ ISTP. ISFJ ⇄ INTP. ESTP ⇄ ENFJ.

TRIBESMAN - share a sense of culture, but with different interests and abilities.

ENTP ⇄ INFP. INTJ ⇄ ENFJ. INTP ⇄ ENFP. ENTJ ⇄ INFJ. ESTP ⇄ ISFP. ESFJ ⇄ ISTJ. ESTJ ⇄ ISFJ. ISTP ⇄ ESFP.

ANIMA - fits Dr. Beebe’s description of the anima/anumus: each is the other's inferior (4th) function.

ENTP ⇄ ISFJ. INTJ ⇄ ESFP. ENTJ ⇄ ISFP. ENFP ⇄ ISTJ. INFP ⇄ ESTJ. ESFJ ⇄ INTP. ISTP ⇄ ENFJ. ESTP ⇄ INFJ.

CONTRAST - point and counterpoint on each function.

INFP ⇄ ENFJ. ENTP ⇄ INTJ. ENTJ ⇄ INTP. ENFP ⇄ INFJ. ISFJ ⇄ ESFP. ISFP ⇄ ESFJ. ISTP ⇄ ESTJ. ESTP ⇄ ISTJ.

COUNTERPART - perform similar functions in totally different realms.

ESFP ⇄ INFP. INTJ ⇄ ESTJ. ISTP ⇄ ENTP. ENTJ ⇄ ISTJ. ENFP ⇄ ISFP. ESTP ⇄ INTP. ISFJ ⇄ ENFJ. INFJ ⇄ ESFJ.

ENIGMA - a puzzle: totally foreign in nearly every facet.

INTJ ⇄ ISFJ. ENTJ ⇄ ESFJ. INTP ⇄ ESFP. ENTP ⇄ ISFP. ISTP ⇄ ENFP. ESTP ⇄ INFP. ESTJ ⇄ INFJ. ISTJ ⇄ ENFJ.

IDENTITY - same types: a typological mirror-image.

Same type. You know.

NEIGHBOUR - arrive at the same place by variant processes.

INTJ ⇄ ISTJ. ENTJ ⇄ ESTJ. ISFP ⇄ INFP. ESFP ⇄ ENFP. ENFJ ⇄ ESFJ. ISTP ⇄ INTP. ENTP ⇄ ESTP. INFJ ⇄ ISFJ.

NOVELTY - intriguingly different: interestingly so.

ENTJ ⇄ ISFJ. INTJ ⇄ ESFJ. ISTP ⇄ ENFP. ESTP ⇄ INFP. ESFP ⇄ INTP. ISFP ⇄ ENTP. ESTJ ⇄ INFJ. ISTJ ⇄ ENFJ.

PAL - work and play well together: minimal natural type conflict.

ISTP ⇄ ESTP. INTP ⇄ ENTP. ENTJ ⇄ INTJ. INFJ ⇄ ENFJ. ISFJ ⇄ ESFJ. ISFP ⇄ ESFP. ESTJ ⇄ ISTJ. ENFP ⇄ INFP.

PEDAGOGUE - each is both the other’s mentor and student: has a “parent to child” feel.

ENTJ ⇄ INFP. INTJ ⇄ ENFP. INTP ⇄ ENFJ. ENTP ⇄ INFJ. ISFJ ⇄ ESTP. ESFJ ⇄ ISTP. ESFP ⇄ ISTJ. ESTJ ⇄ ISFP.

SUITEMATE - a person one might be comfortable sharing an office. prefer similar climates, but don’t necessarily have much in common as far as goals or world view.

…and the type you always wanted to be!

I´ll start!

Also known as an ambivert, an extroverted introvert is someone who exhibits qualities of both introversion and extroversion.

1. Their spot on the spectrum changes with their environment.

Your ambivert friend may be loud and gregarious around their family, but quiet and thoughtful at the office. Seeing them in both situations may feel like meeting two entirely different people.

2. Talking to strangers is fine – but don’t expect them to keep it to small talk.

Although an ambivert can hold up their end of a conversation, talking about the weather will not be enough to engage them. Their social energy is limited enough that they won’t want to waste it on meaningless chatter. They will likely push the conversation into deeper territory or bow out entirely.

3. They like to be alone – they don’t like to be lonely.

There is a big difference between the two. Choosing to sit at home with a tub of ice cream and a book feels fantastic. Sitting at home because nobody called them back feels sad and lame.

4. Getting them out of the house can be a challenge.

If you catch your friend on a highly introverted day, you may just be better off leaving them at home. They might manage to be social, but they’ll just be thinking about their books and their couch the whole time.

5. If they’re new, you can find them in the back of the room.

An introverted extrovert will approach new situations with cautious excitement. If they know someone in the group, they will likely cling to them a bit as they become comfortable. If they do not, they might waver on the edge of the crowd, slowly getting used to the water rather than jumping in all at once.

6. They’re selectively social.

They don’t mean to be snobs. They just have limited social energy and prefer interacting one-on-one or in small groups. For this reason, they can only afford to invest their social time and energy in those who they feel truly connected to.

7. Making friends is easy. Keeping them is hard.

They like talking to people, but they value their alone-time, as well. This can make maintaining a friendship tricky. If your ambivert friend makes an effort to consistently invest time and energy in your friendship, be glad. You are truly special to them.

8. Their social desires change with the breeze.

They might be desperate to hang out with you on Friday, but then not answer your call on Saturday. They’re not mad at you. They’re just super comfortable in bed watching films.

9. They can talk to you for hours.

If you manage to catch them in a one-on-one situation, an extroverted introvert will just not shut up. Once their interest is engaged, there’s no stopping them.

10. Listening is great too, though.

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1. MBTI by gender distribution 

2. MBTI by sexual orientation

3. MBTI by political affiliation

4. MBTI by Hogwarts House

5. MBTI by zodiac sign

6. MBTI by household income

7. MBTI by percentage of males per type

8. A random assortment of MBTI statistics

9. MBTI by enneagram correlation

10. MBTI by alignment

11.  MBTI by intellectual giftedness

12. MBTI and whatever this is

13. MBTI by type compatibility

14. MBTI by type of abuse survivors

15. MBTI types of stay-at-home parents

16. MBTI type of polled therapists

17. MBTI type of librarians

18. MBTI type by unemployment status

19. MBTI type by instinctual variant

20. MBTI type by correlation to psychopathy

21. MBTI by happiness level

22. MBTI by temperament

23. MBTI by philosophical alignment