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please don't follow me if you're a minor. nothing personal but I will periodically block all minors, blank blogs, etc that follow me.

#mine #personal

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iwannabeaswampwitch

Lots of drama in our household

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wendydoodles

phlebasthebroenician

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

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i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

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calebwittebane

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

depsidase

friendlyfatigue

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

#he was so real for that #ratatouille

ardri-na-bpiteog

"is 35 too old for the club?"

Madonna is still singing about popping her pussy on the dancefloor at nearly 70 years old

orpheuslament

can i express any genuine wants & desires or will i be tortured & killed

jamieonemillion

you're gonna be tortured and killed but fortunately that is your ultimate want and desire

orpheuslament

man you got me there why lie

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walkhimdown

g1sunstreaker

failgirldaughter

being a pervert about concepts is awesome. i don't even have to be naked just put me in a situation.

#me watching westworld #extremely horny show to me in my mind and im not even factoring the nudity into it i would describe most of the nudity as nonsexual #it's the self realization through the other and also vulnerability and truth and trust and danger and the search for meaning and identity #and the blurring of what it means to be human and the way the emotional reality of a situation can transcend the tangible stakes #and the power dynamics and the way The Body is the least and most that any of them truly are #incredibly hot concepts

ru1n3r

i feel like im constantly taking damage

zeroday-final

buy armor

tethered-heartstrings

love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

tethered-heartstrings

what therapy do you think we can afford. what truths do you think you can survive

tethered-heartstrings

everyone clearly has a super normal relationship with their mother

#i love my mom and have a pretty good relationship with her these days #but she brings up like 'im sure i made lots of mistakes...' or 'and maybe doing x was the wrong call and i feel horrible if that harmed you #all the time and it puts me in the awkward position of 'well yeah actually but i don't want to have this conversation with you #so i guess I'll say some bland truism like 'well in hindsight im sure we'd all do certain things differently' and then change the subject'#also my mom has kind of a terrible memory so anytime i bring up specific stuff she said or did when i was younger #even if it's like a good or funny thing that for me is like a treasured childhood memory #she's like 'well i have absolutely no recollection of that but i suppose i believe you but again i don't remember that at all'#and it is unfortunately easier for me to forgive her for decisions she made based on the options and info and feelings she had at the time #and now wonders if she made the wrong call on/how things would be if she had chosen differently #than it is for me to move on from like specific fucked up sentences that were uttered in certain conversations no one else seems to remember #but have been preserved in my mind like flies in amber for eternity

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#me

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ceruleanheaven

life is so awesome if we ignore all that

#obsessed with my uncle answering the question 'how have you been?'#with 'apart from politics and the economy and the weather and my [recently acquired disabilities] I'm doing real good honestly'#iconic shit #because he really meant it

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