this is eating a spoon with your feet

holy shit this is going to lead to sooo many lawsuits lmao

29/6, 10:01 PM - I opened the door to demonstrate that there are wolves. Now he wants to stay inside.

Finally, we have them all.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

how do i break the news

pokopia tutorial sequence

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

Sin cgi pierde mucho

It looks like it can't get any better, but I am begging you, turn the sound on

pwhl goalie problems: every team has three goalies who should be starters. worst GAA in the league would be middle of the pack in the nhl. nobody can score a fucking goal bc they're all brick walls.

yeah.

You don’t need to be freak of nature sized to be a good goalie, you need skill!

how it feels having the victoire parade today

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

After my response, O.P. said “YOU RUINED MY POST” and that’s the one reblog I wish I could find

Look it’s me