Being a lesbian named Fisher is so hard. I'm Fish. women want me. I'm scared all the time
You CANNOT do this to me
sometimes having a cool name comes at a cost
its the Fisher price
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Being a lesbian named Fisher is so hard. I'm Fish. women want me. I'm scared all the time
You CANNOT do this to me
sometimes having a cool name comes at a cost
its the Fisher price
BOOS YOU VERY LOUDLY OFF THE STAGE

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let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies
#my class wannabe bully thought “incontinent” meant someone who travels a lot because “they're never in the same continent”#so she told everyone she was incontinent and no one corrected her#one of my favorite stories 💕
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You CANNOT hide these in the tags @injuries-in-dust
using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament
I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.
However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."
I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."
And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."
And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.
So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.
At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."
Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President
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a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this
How about you mind your own damn business
Greatest enemies to lovers arc of all time: chad dylan cooper (greatest actor of our generation), and sonny monroe
i want to read a very specific fanfic and i’m so mad that i can’t (it’s sitting in my drafts) (unfinished)
so glad this post is resonating with people bc it’s still resonating with me as i am once again not working on said fanfics that i want to read
Ask your doctor if Austin is right for you.
Common Reactions: Nausea, dry mouth, mild existential dread, and forgetting exactly why you walked into the room.
Non-Traditional Reactions: Sudden vampirism, masochism, transient telepathy, or ancient forms of leprosy.
Household Hazards: May cause uneven tire wear, low resale value on your home, and clogged drains.
"Buy a historical home and strip every shred of character out of it to make it a sterile modern box", but in logo form

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i love when a discography has continuity i love when there’s a narrative running through music i love when albums tell a story i love when lyrics are repeated in different songs i love when an artist has recurring themes i love storytelling
psych + textposts bc it was about time i did one