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THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE of the difference between Garbage and Trainwreck. A trainwreck wants you to take it very seriously, because it is very serious cinema. Or it “wants” you to have “fun”, but goes about all of its “fun” in a completely formulaic and joyless way. Meanwhile GARBAGE wants you to have fun and BY GOD, IT WILL HAVE FUN TOO. FLYING DINOSAUR FIGHT!!!! HELLAVA CHASE!!!!! ABDICATE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! I get so mad at people being all superior no fun eyerolly teen boy over my favorite movie, JUPITER ASCENDING, like “UMM, AM I THE ONLY ONE LAUGHING???** WAS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMEDY???” UHH, YEAH, 1. NO YOU’RE NOT, and 2. KIND OF!!!! EXCUSE JUPITER ASCENDING VERY MUCH FOR SPANNING TROPES AND GENRES WITH LIGHTHEARTED JOIE DE VIVRE. EXCUSE. **not @ u OP, I have every faith you are using the phrase in the correct affectionate non-condescending manner

it is past time we jettisoned the useless false dichotomy of introversion vs. extroversion and just accepted that everybody has a minimum amount of social interaction, failing which, they get really weird. and everybody has a maximum amount of social interaction, exceeding which, they get really weird. these levels are different for everyone, for a variety of reasons, and have no moral dimension. and that is all.

why would you come to this club and just shoot Myers & Briggs like this

IMO, it’s healthier to conceptualize it this way. So instead of being like “why am I being so weird? I’m an introvert, I like being alone!” you say, “Ah, I must be supergluing googly eyes to my bathroom faucet because I haven’t met my minimum threshold of social interaction and I’m trying to fill that void with these tiny pieces of plastic. Maybe I should invite someone over for dinner. They sure will be surprised by all these eyes watching them while they poop.”

@scarletfantasia

I like when someone invents a new and disturbing way to Decorate Wrong

Feels like this is a great way to sober someone up

"No, I can't be starting my period... I must have eaten something. It can't have been a month already." <- Guy who's starting his period

"Oh shit... my stomach feels weird, my nose has been extra sensitive, my skin is acting different... must be that time of the month" <- Werewolf who pays attention to this kind of shit

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

very much in the spirit of the Millennium Falcon held together with glup shitto glue

#perfect likeness #what a heap of junk (via @tarvek-sturmvoraus)

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

Live-action comedy short film about a wildlife researcher's repeated, increasingly cartoonish failed attempts to tag members of a particular rare species for study, and their burgeoning paranoia that it's the same specific bird every time. There is no explicit textual confirmation whether they're correct.

Are you like the only guy who hasn’t been in Jerusalem this weekend? still one of the funniest beats in Scripture

While they were talking and discussing together, Jesus himself drew near and went with them. But their eyes were kept from recognizing him. And he said to them, “What is this conversation that you are holding with each other as you walk?” And they stood still, looking sad. Then one of them, named Cleopas, answered him, “Are you the only visitor to Jerusalem who does not know the things that have happened there in these days?” (Luke 24:15-18)

If anyone thinks Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor one of the first things he did after coming back from literal death is disguise himself as Some Guy, walk up to his traumatized followers who just watched him tortured to death, and go "Sup guys. Did something happen?"