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Mitch mcconnell might be dead

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everyone tells you the last 1/4 of harrow the ninth is heartwrenching but everyone says it's because harrow finally remembers gideon and this is true
but i always forget how much it gets me, every time, that abigail and magnus and ortus and the other ghosts stay. they stay for harrow, because they see her - a teenage girl struggling under impossible conditions, impossible duty. the scene where ortus tells her he's sorry is the saddest part in the whole thing, and it is a damn sad book
to me, that part felt nearly wish-fulfillment levels of happy because the adults around Harrow were acknowledging that she faced real problems. this likely says more about my upbringing than Iβd prefer
i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them
We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

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*through gritted teeth* no one has ever loathed themself into getting better, you have to love yourself a little to change
okay, everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, everyone who presses the blue button dies if the blue button count is below 50%, and everyone survives if the majority press the blue button
which button do you press
Red π΄
Blue π΅
aaaaand, new scenario:
A third button has been added. everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, but if a majority press the red button, everyone else dies. If a majority of people press the blue button, everyone survivesβexcept for anyone who presses the green button. Everyone who presses the green button gets a crisp 1 dollar bill
which button do you press
red π΄
blue π΅
green π’
I don't want people who voted green to die, but I had to choose blue again, since we're not told what happens if majority votes green. The first one said that everyone survives if the majority votes blue, but the second poll doesn't say the same thing about green. I'm forced to assume that this question is being asked by a evil trickster deity that is maliciously hiding the information of what happens if the majority votes green.
Knew it
i never said that
sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this
sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. itβs all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if thatβs ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

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Big practical joke I play on myself at least twice a week: I will write after my strenuous job, even though I'm exhausted I will write. It's not like my brain is tired.
After work: I can't believe it, my brain is too tired to write
The whole slowpoke tail thing fucks me up because there was a whole plot point in johto about team rocket cutting off the tails of slowpoke so obviously we can assume it must have hurt the slowpoke. They don't like it. So imagine my surprise when doing the restaurant challenge in xy seeing the throw away line about slowpoke soup caught me off guard. So they retconned the slowpoke tail like "it's okay because the slowpokes can't feel pain and it grows back :) sometimes the tails even fall of on their own :)" fucked up you can feed curry with slowpoke tail to your slowpoke in galar. So it's vegan if you find a tail on the floor? But not buying the package product? Do you wanna kiss
I genuinely thought it was supposed to be the pokemon world version of shark fin soup. The slowpoke can't live without their tails (don't they use it for fishing??!?) but I guess not. Instead we have sharpedo for the shark fin soup allegory
Where is my kiss
Happy Monday Y'all! I made a smaller, evenly balanced wheel. 50/50 chance of a woman, 50/50 chance of highest or lowest percentage. So, tell me.
Smash or pass this 60+ year old?
Smash
Pass
Tell us in the tags!
note: asexuals, smash means hang with.
man this is still fun same question
Smash
Pass
STONE BUTCH BLUES BY LESLIE FEINBERG
I know that lesbian visibility week has passed but can I offer you a butch with a sword? Eden (they/he pronouns, lesbian)

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was chatting with friends about taste in partners, I said I wanted someone whose weaknesses I could cover and vice versa (I get things off tall shelves, they say I ordered no pickles) and we could sort of mutually protect each other.
these motherfuckers were like "this guy's got a party composition kink"
i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics