I thought it was a good idea at the time

It's really funny that redditors convinced themselves that the stupid Tiananmen Square copypasta is going to get chinese people forcefully disconnected from their internet service or something while the UK government will get your ass if you complete the sentence "Soldier F is ___" and has actively worked with google and with social media websites to censor posts or search results about Soldier F

Like 90% of the shit people make up about China is actually true for the UK

Alan Turing basically won WWII for the allies, and they still chemically castrated him for being gay. Respectability politics don't fucking work. Stop throwing other queer people under the bus just because you think maybe then the allocishets will lighten up off the gas long enough for you to escape. We are all tarmac.

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

a very relatable part of murderbot is how it’s listened to thousands of hours of both real and fictional human conversations and yet still ends up standing there in awkward silence because it can’t think of a response to what the other person just said

If you’re not into butches when they’re fat you should have to walk around with a sign that announces to the world that you’re a tasteless idiot who probably also hates beautiful sunsets and autumn leaves.

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

I love being an adult who always puts my hand out to shake when I meet a kid! every single time their face is like "no one does The Adult Greeting Ritual with me, is this a sign of respect or is this man simply unhinged" and then of course as we talk they realise it's both

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)