I thought it was a good idea at the time

"this is what ive BEEN saying" - me about a thought that 99% only exists in my brain and i maybe mentioned briefly in one tag once

"i don't think i've mentioned this but" - me about something i have said 847620938 times before

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

I wanna say farm life sims are ridiculous, but honestly if a butch girl who ran a farm talked to me every day and gave me flowers twice a week I’d be sucking her cock by summer

who the fuck even uses "pretty boy" as an insult any more I thought we all came to the agreement that all it does is make you sound like you want to stick your tongue down the other guy's throat

So have fun and pull a Russell Crowe if needed.

I love the unquestioning support, but what?

Russell Crowe infamously once had to leg it from the cops after fistfighting a New Zealand millionaire in the toilets of a London restaurant. You are being encouraged to kick this dude's arse in an enclosed space.

Incredible. Well, off I go.

Since Google is useless now I propose the new phrase "Wikipedia is free" when someone tries to derail a post they know jack shit about

Rugby league or rugby union?

i have never known the difference......

Me either, but further convolution is funny, i think.

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

What does it say that in nearly every case where its stated that a country is in danger of under-going a "demographic collapse"/Low Fertility Rates I can almost universally identify 2/3 commonalities among them that is driving it that a lot of those nations always avoid talking about?

Caterpillars aren’t exciting enough it should be random what comes out of the cocoon. And for my third wish make my tits bigger again