I thought it was a good idea at the time

this wouldn't be happening if i had a mentor that was deeply interested in me and my life and guided me with a firm hand even when i was overwhelmed. whatever.

they hate me for my patented long sword pap smear technique. i just wanna look around in there man

my girlfriend won’t let me longsword pap smear her 😔

LET ME SMEAR YOUR PAP 🗡️

while you were studying the blade i was studying the pap smear blade

youre scaring me....

come closer 🙂🗡️

"get ready for video games to become unaffordable" video games haven't been affordable for the last 10 years

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

people saying "write what you want to see in the world!" and that's always a good sentiment but this post isn't really about "oh no there's no content for my ship", more the feeling of "i looked up something that i thought was so obvious that surely plenty of more seasoned ao3 perverts would have thought of it already, but apparently i'm the weird one"

Dragon Age Origins and its sharp turns from fantasy to horror from time to time are just unparallelled to me, the other DA games just don't hit as hard. The Deep Roads and Haven questlines are just so.... scary fr. Especially the Deep Roads. The overwhelming sense of "everything is abandoned and you're alone down here and in terrible danger literally all the time with no immediate means of escape" rly is something else. And that's not even mentioning the broodmother bullshit

(i attempt the trick where the peasant leans down and kisses the ring off the nobleman's finger) (my mouth is a distinct square shape when i stand back up) yore majethty