I thought it was a good idea at the time

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

how dare a work challenge me. you think I can't understand your little metaphors and allegories? fuck you I totally can. give me that book. oh what the fuck this thing is full of words

Browsing horror on Tubi is also fun because once in awhile you come across a combination of words like "Psycho Santa 2" which forces you to recognize that whatever Psycho Santa is, it was worth making two of them. Also, every Amityville movie ever. You will never watch every Amityville.

Wait weren't Amityville Horror 1 and 2 serious?

Actually think that's pepperoni and olive pizza?

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

as lead scientist of furry pornography research division im proud to announce we have successfully developed the fabled "hoofjob"

ow. ow. ow. ow

there are at least three houses in new orleans

How do I delete myself and everything I’ve ever said from other people’s minds?