A link in the chain

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

the phrase "moon's haunted" rewired my brain the moment it entered my vocabulary never in my life have i encountered a phrase more infectious or fun to use

thanks to advancements in modern science and education i know how a lot of things work and can explain if asked, but sometimes it's just more fun to apply the exact same logic to the situation as a 14th century alchemist

No bc this is so real

What?

"So if you win the duel, you get to take her on a date." They both nodded. "And if she wins the duel, she gets to take you on a date." They both nodded. "So why don't you both just... Skip that and go on a date?" They both glared.

Because the duel is foreplay, and besides, what kind of relationship would it be if they weren’t willing to go toe to toe with one another?

cartoon bully girl shoves me against a wall and goes "awww~ it thinks it's people~" but then i pull her aside and calmly inform her that i'm pretty sure i'm something else wearing the skin of a person and the more i describe it the more horrified and disgusted she becomes until finally she asks what i think i am underneath and i say. i dunno. but its probly something cool, right? and then she calls be a dweeb and shoves me against a wall again and asks me for lunch money. which i respond to with violent sobbing

She started kicking me and hitting me hard because I made her mad and i said "STOP STOP YOU'RE DAMAGING MY VESSEL" and she got really mad and told me to stop saying that and saying i'm a person and i insisted i wasnt and told her she should unzip my clothes and she called me a pervert and hit me more but eventually she did out of sheer curiousity and my body deflated and a small fox squirmed out of the gaps and looked up at her and she was really confused but then she decided the most sound option was to ask the fox for lunch money instead to which i responded with violent sobbing (fox)

Moral Of The Story: The Author Is Actually A Small Fox

Next character that's gonna transition in canon is Luigi from Mario btw. and we're not stopping there

On this blog we do not trust the government.

I’m not a big fan of the government! (Just put this on loop in the songs format)

Gods I love hockey, and the fire department

This flareon is gonna run at the speed of light

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

Oh well none of my business

I have this plush!

reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

glad i reached my target audience of ppl showing love to their trans gfs/wives through the power of burger

okay so since making this post i've become the target audience

I neeeeeed borgor ^w^

Giving MYSELF borgor!

I love him

Two. Gulpin. Tuesday. You know the drill by now.

They kiss?