average purple enjoyer

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

drink water

Maybe do these in reverse order

Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

estudiar para la carrera que amas y elegiste es una tortura medieval

also amar la carrera que amás es básicamente imposible

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

getting teary eyed thinking about gerda gottlieb's paintings of her wife after she transitioned

Don't get me wrong, I love Destiny 2 raids but sometimes it's like, Okay PEECHAN1000 we'll do the complex stuff, here's what we need you to do: first you have to kill the 17 elite wizards in this room without getting hit by the global shockwave that goes off every 5 seconds (it will instakill you and everyone will have to restart the entire encounter) then you'll get two buffs, one will last for 30 seconds, the other for 20 seconds. When the first buff runs out, but before the second buff runs out, you'll have a ten second window to pick up one of three glowing orbs hidden around the room (to find out which one you need, determine which day of the week and the exact minute on the hour it is and follow the flow chart we posted in discord) then run to a square that is not the boss's least favorite color and do three counter clockwise circles and shoot the smallest of 50 knights exactly ten times. If you did it correctly you will hear a tiger's growl, if you did it incorrectly you will hear a lion's growl. If you don't do this in time, we wipe. Do all of that three more times, this will open the passage to where we'll deal damage to the boss, but don't go though it yet! Next you'll have 30 seconds to run seven laps around this spire of floating platforms while jumping through rings, each lap you will pass a large projection of one of the presidents of the united states, decide which president this is and make a mental note of each president's full name and consecutive years in office and birthday. Then you'll have 20 seconds to call out to us the name of every president you did not see while running laps. It will be more helpful to the rest of us if you could list them in reverse alphabetical order. This will give you a buff which will last for 10 seconds and will allow you to deal damage to the boss. Now let's go over damage phase. Remember the years those seven president's were in office and their birthdays?

everyone, tell me something that makes you happy

sunsets!! colorful ones filled with oranges, pinks, purples and maybe even the "boring" dark blue ones!! bonus points if the moon is also somewhere around there

something about sea arches tbh

all USA college shows remind me of high school and the characters behave like teenagers what the fuck kind of colleges are you attending

a lot of you in the comments keep proving my point by saying I overheard the 2nd conversation/I have these conversations all the time, no kids I'm literally talking about direct action not about having a haha we should overtake the government chat, I'm taking about literally overtaking the institution and throwing stones at the government house

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

it kinda fucked me up when a youtube video said "music from 30 years ago" and it was late 90's music. no. what do you mean. 30 year old music is the 70's