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i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

I think that it's perfectly acceptable to shave your body for whatever reason makes you happy. Or even just calm. Like say because one time you were sleeping in a small rundown beach house and while you were asleep you had a dream where the wind was gently wafting through your "manly" leg hair. Only it was about 200+ fire ants. And there was very much stinging. And pain, and swelling and (later on) doctors said that you should 110% have been hospitalized for the symptoms of that insect attack. And now you shave your leg hair completely bare because that wind wafting feeling is the very definition of a "trigger".

hey what

The way Dan and Phil now have unlimited power by being able to confirm decade long head cannons is truly unmatched

homebrewing new sleeping positions. i got one you put your hand on top of the pillow

so the literal only margaritas reviewed on fuckyeahmargaritas are from chiquitos and cloud 23. two of his very first date spots with phil. like that’s fine. that’s really really fine