wowie zowie

Out of all the heated rivalry analysis I’ve seen I’ve never seen someone mention that after the all star game Shane no longer drafts and deletes texts. He says what he intends to say the first time and stops editing and second guessing himself and it’s one of my favorite details showing that their dynamic has changed and no one talks about it

jacob is sitting in front of a huge canvas right now with a charcoal pencil in his fist trying to figure out how to make the ottawa centaurs logo look like it's performing autofellatio

in a psychosexual toxic erotic relationship with the paper cutter

why are you called a guillotine if you’re not coming for my head. hang on i have to make a post

did i just whisper “now are you gonna behave?” to the paper cutter ?

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw