What year is it

I saw an otter briefly hop on top of a babirusa at the zoo and when the stranger standing next to me heard my camera shutter click he turned to me with this look of immense relief, put his hand to his chest, and said in a dead serious tone “oh thank christ someone caught that on film”

REBLOG IF YOU WANT TUMBLR SILLYGUYS TO BE THE NEXT BIG THING

yes

"at least one"

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"

rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog

Hey uh reblog if you think asexuals are LGBTQ+ regardless of their romantic identity

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

there are only two genders: frog and pig

oh god

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

some of y’all have schedules for posting? i just wake up at a random time and reblog everything i see and once a millennium i post original content